Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.
Joined February 2021
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The epitome of "I got mine. Screw everyone else."
Roman Reigns supporting an administration that cut cancer research funding, as a cancer survivor, is fuckin moronic.
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The country that wins a war always gives $300 billion to the loser. It's like a consolidation prize.
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CBS: The Iranians are saying they're gonna have access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund. True or false?
JD VANCE: That's the sort of things they could have access to so long as they honor their end of the obligation
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MAGA always complains that Hollywood never makes a movie for them. But when a studio actually does, they can't be bothered to put down their meth pipe and child porn long enough to bother going.
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The cop who did this should be jailed for life. Yes, I mean that.
Jun 15
Family dog shot and killed by LAPD during Knicks celebration at condo in Canoga Park
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Now watching. It's too late to start a 2 1/2 hour movie but I'm in the mood for trash.
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I hope Scotland remembers how well Boston treated them. We'll need their help in Civil War II.
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Jun 14
Congrats, New York. Now don't burn the city down. That's 1998's Godzilla's job.
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I don't care for soccer but I see it's bringing people together, that's something the world needs these days. So I guess I'll allow you all to enjoy it. You're welcome.
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Jun 12
How quaint that the first trillionaire is a Nazi who begged to be invited to pedo island and got rejected
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Jun 13
Now we see where his son got it from. Yeah, no sympathy from me.
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God's chosen people.
Jun 12
An Israeli Soldier Reportedly Recorded Fleeing From Hezbollah Fire…
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