Sort of a conspiracy theorist
Joined March 2009
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11 Feb 2022
Joke’s on them because my super power is that I can watch anything in its entirety and somehow retain zero information 😎
MoviePass relaunches as a credit-based marketplace and announces PreShow, an ad platform that uses facial detection to track whether a viewer is watching an ad (@mikejsorrentino / CNET)
cnet.com/tech/mobile/moviepa…
techmeme.com/220210/p36#a220…
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1 Feb 2022
Is there anything more southern than forgetting that your great aunt sent you home with a tupperware of leftover pimento cheese and finding it in your purse the next day?
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19 Aug 2021
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26 Jun 2021
In Los Angeles, if you do not monitor your hairdresser closely you will walk away with a shag.
9 Apr 2021
Four separate people alerted me of the Hollywood Bowl reopening this morning I am ready 2 dance all summer
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16 Feb 2021
A @westelm customer service rep told me I have “the patience of Job” and I would like to know where I can find her contact info so that I can list her as a reference in the future
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Sophie Anderson retweeted
2 Feb 2021
i love crispy things and i love sauces
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1 Feb 2021
My dad, age 57, has never once passed up the opportunity to make a snowman and that is why he is my hero ☃️
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28 Jan 2021
my neighbor's rooster won't stop night crowing and I don't know what to make of it
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Sophie Anderson retweeted
8 Jan 2021
Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.
US employers cut 140,000 jobs in December, according to the latest jobs report. Women accounted for all the losses, losing 156,000 jobs, while men gained 16,000. cnn.it/38tgBGW
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Sophie Anderson retweeted
4 Jan 2021
Vons and Albertsons stores in California just laid off every one of their full-time, union delivery drivers, and will replace them with DoorDash gig workers who receive no benefits as a direct result of Prop 22. buff.ly/358CR6Z
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14 Dec 2020
Do you stay up as late as you possibly can Sunday night to put off having to face Monday morning or do you have work-life balance
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8 Dec 2020
My next door neighbor’s most toxic trait is that he lets the alarm on his google home go off for like 45 minutes every morning who does that
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20 Nov 2020
God this is so pathetic. We already paid for this shit with our tax dollars!!! Grow a spine and get your check, Joe!!!
Here's the deal: Because President Trump refuses to concede and is delaying the transition, we have to fund it ourselves and need your help.
If you're able, chip in to help fund the Biden-Harris transition. joe.link/2UNbPwc
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20 Nov 2020
Sorry I am not impressed by this fucking dweeb finally acknowledging the obvious
20 Nov 2020
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20 Nov 2020
Thank god for this crucial regulation everyone knows the virus is at its most contagious and the immune system is at its weakest at 10:02 pm
19 Nov 2020
Due to the rise in #COVID19 cases, CA is issuing a limited Stay at Home Order.
Non-essential work and gatherings must stop from 10pm-5am in counties in the purple tier.
This will take effect at 10pm on Saturday and remain for 1 month.
Together--we can flatten the curve again.
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