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6 Mar 2024
We writers are a lot like strippers.
Ordinarily we hide our thoughts in civil discourse, but the page is our stage and if you get up there and you're not taking it all off and throwing your junk around like nobody's watching?
Then you're kinda doing it wrong.
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GENIUS!
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That's right!
Land of the Free.
Home of the Brave.
Dutch man sees the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders performing for the first time and he is in love! π π
Yup, the DCC will do that to you!
Wait until he finds out they have a show on Netflix! πππ
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Is it ever really a party if Scotland hasn't shown up?
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Mudskipper Wrestling!
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C'mon Eileen!
I swear on my knees
At this moment
You mean everything!!!
Winona Ryder photographed for Rolling Stone in 1994
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You damn right the Colonel wins!
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"Hhh! I just remembered! I forgot to pack clothing. And we're going to be here all weekend!!!"
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Powering your local data center on the wheels of woe.
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Crom!
Day 16 of #BikiniArmorMonth is dedicated to Frank Thorne, longtime Red Sonja artist, Thenef the wizard to Wendy Pini and Linda Behrle's Red Sonja cosplays, and creator of Gita of Alizarr.
Today would have been his birthday.
Rest high on Crom's Mountain, artistbrother.
Crom!
First of all, Deathbringer should've been Day 14, not 13, of #BikiniArmorMonth.
For day 15, we go back into the mists of legendry; in 2004, jiggle-physics were an acceptable way to sell soda.
This is what #Civilization took from us.
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Aye, by Crom!
Wendy Pini was doing #BikiniArmorMonth in the 1970s, before it was a thing.
Feminist icon.
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Wendy Pini not only could make good comics, she could make good cosplay before cosplay was a thing.
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Jun 15
Raquel Welch on wearing the iconic bikini in "One Million Years B.C." (1966) & the important advice given by James Stewart:
"I donβt do much in "One Million Years B.C." (1966) except run around in this outfit! Iβm often asked if I get sick of talking about that bikini. But the truth is, I donβt. It was a major event in my life so why not talk about it?
Almost every day I get copies of the photo sent to me for an autograph. I must have looked at that photo one million times. I remember James Stewart telling me a long time ago never to avoid your fans or the things that your fans like about you. It was good advice.
We had several doubles of the bikini because when it got wet you couldnβt wear it the right way again. Nothing really happened to it. I have the ones that were left over, the backups."
("Raquel Welch's 'One Million Years BC' role, which launched her into s*x symbol status, almost didnβt happen", Ashley Hume, Fox News, 2023)
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Jun 16
Gravitol?
It's like Geritol but with more Gravity.
Goddamn it, just give us Star Frontiers back!!!
Jun 16
Xxvcs3 A Matter of Gravitol Buck Rogers 25th Century Game Module Sealed TSR 1991
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As I was saying - pure Conan - π€£
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Elmer Fudd no longer cares what season it is
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The belt fed shotgun may not be happening, but itβs still real to me dammit.
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Bill Randall - December 1949.
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It's the hair that does it.
Proof that bikini armor keeps you HOT even in the frozen north!π₯π₯π₯
#BikiniArmor
#BikiniArmorSummer
#RedSonja
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