I feel a touch guilty, but you should know that not all my tweets are true
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26 Jul 2024
I thought this looked like a cool way to clean my many screens and lenses!
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31 Dec 2022
Turns out La La Land was a much better first date movie than Babylon 😔
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11 Nov 2022
A reversible belt with identical sides for folks that want just a little adventure
30 Oct 2022
Anatomy professor PSA:
When explaining the vertebrae, go from the top to the bottom and call your process the spinal countdown
19 Oct 2022
When they get the band back together but didn't realize you had been in the band
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6 Oct 2022
Has there been an up and coming actor that died while making a film about the death of an up and coming actor? Like someone dying while filming a James Dean biopic?
12 Sep 2022
And just like that, the hopes for a Lions perfect season are dashed
25 Aug 2022
A new sports channel that only shows games from seasons where the Yankees didn't win the World Series @KenTremendous @JPosnanski
2 Aug 2022
Travel tip: if you are tired of having to convert fahrenheit to celsius or vice versa when traveling, limit yourself to locales that are consistently -40° and avoid the fuss!
8 Jun 2022
“More like rudeo.”
Malcolm on his first day of rodeo clown school, trying to cope with the incessant teasing on his quest to become a barrelman
8 Jun 2022
Almost three seasons and rewatches and just hitting me that Barry and bury and kind of homonyms and wondering if that’s a complete coincidence @WBillHader