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Feb 21
did you know that you don’t have to make everything about politics?
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10 Nov 2025
John Cornyn couldn’t manage to stay in Washington for one weekend and has been flying back and forth from Texas. These people are truly the fucking worst.
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8 Jun 2025
Aaron Boone did everything he could to make sure the Yankees lost this game. Congrats bud you did it
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27 Apr 2025
lol at Gausman falling down the dugout steps while arguing with the ump about a good called ball like 40 pitches ago. Kev, it’s just not your day bud
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14 Sep 2024
possibly the best yankees win of the year. beating the red sox at home, aaron judge coming up clutch in a big spot and finding a new closer in luke weaver. despite all the bullshit this year, i feel good about this team going into the post season.
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3 Aug 2024
I don’t understand why anybody bothers pitching to Aaron Judge at this point
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31 Jul 2024
giving up a grand slam to DJ LeMahieu has got to be a low point of the season for the phillies
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15 Jul 2024
folks are saying Biden is too old but I say he's too young. it's time for him to drop out of the race and let Jimmy Carter run for a second term.
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6 Jul 2024
Ben Rice has been a bright spot in this struggling yankees lineup, which is why Boone will sit him when Rizzo is healthy.
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30 Jun 2024
Torres and DJLM both looking like their old selves. Now we just need Stroman to call Volpe a little bitch and the yankees are so back.
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30 Jun 2024
A lot of people have a lot of opinions on Stroman’s emotion but Gleyber Torres is batting .600 since Stroman told him to “show some fucking intensity.”
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15 Oct 2023
my dad was just telling me about the U2 residency at the iron dome and I think he’s confused
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16 Dec 2021
FedLoan: Prepare to start making student loan payments again!!
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5 Nov 2021
Solidarity forever.
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