YA writer & aspiring mini golf pro. Author of KIND OF SORT OF FINE (out now!)
Joined July 2008
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TODAY is the day! KIND OF SORT OF FINE is out in the world! ššš
I poured my heart into this book & Iām excited to share it! I hope it makes you laugh & reminds you that itās never too late be who you really want to be (even if itās a 6-ft pencil in the middle of the street).
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Me writing my book vs Me operating within the publishing industry
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I think this is what they call a
āØvague publishing tweetāØ
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Me:
Iām such a rugged masculine dude. I bet I would make an excellent lumberjack or wilderness pioneer.
My Spotify daylist:
Yeah, think again, champ.
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Every cosplay Iāve ever done is mildly obnoxious. This year, I made a 9 ft tower of goombas to carry around #C2E2. Iāve already chased a couple Marios.
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I read something that said since the average life expectancy in the US is 77 middle-aged is actually 38 and now I need to go lay down.
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18 Dec 2023
What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?
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Goodreads CEO: Now that the scandal with the Book of the Year awards has died down, we can go back to being a great website where only real people rate books theyāve actually read. All thatās left now is for me to open Twitter while taking a big sip of my morning coffeeā¦
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Last night I saw āLove Actuallyā all the way through for the first time and it sort of feels like the writers were like
Hey, letās make a feel good Christmas movie!
But still with plenty of fat jokes, right??
Oh yeah, of course!
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No one likes the house that gives out school supplies for Halloween, but what about funny YA novels?? šš
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My wife bought me a flannel jacket for my birthday so now Iām entering my Evermore Era.
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Overheard at Barnes and Noble:
Young girl: Mom, can I get this graphic novel?
Mom: I donāt know, honey. This is about Nazis in Poland. That seems pretty heavy. What about something a little lighter, like this one? Itās aboutā¦Hurricane Katrina? Oh no.
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No hate to anyone, but this kind of mindset is a symptom of our obsession with āhustle culture.ā Every minute of your time needs to be dedicated to becoming the best version on yourself. Time spent relaxing is seen as a waste of time. Itās a poison. Enjoy your frivolous hobbies!
31 May 2023
Having this opinion on video games in 2023 is wild imo.
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Me: Iām a clean, hygienic person.
The inside of my AirPods case: You sure about that?
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Happy #IndieBookstoreDay! š
This afternoon, my wife & I visited @unchartedbooks, @wcfbook, and The Understudy, each of them packed with people excited to buy books. Hereās the stack we picked up. Hope you got a chance to support your local bookstore today. #chilovebooks
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Thanks, I hate it. š¤¦āāļø
24 Apr 2023
This graph shows the stunning spike in book banning efforts in the last two years, according to data collected by the American Library Association, which just released its list of the most frequently banned titles. nyti.ms/3mY0qLN
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My wife has always been annoyed Iād never seen any of the āLord of the Ringsā movies, so this year she insisted we watch them. Last night we went to a 20th ann. screening of āReturn of the King,ā thus completing my LOTR journey.
We all agree Gimliās the best character, right?
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š¼ Team Pup-n-Suds 4 Life š¼
In honor of Disney Channelās 40th anniversary, tell us your favorite TV show or movie from the network!
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WRITERS!
Which meme most accurately describes how youāre feeling about your WIP these days? A, B, C or D
#WritingCommunity #amwriting
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Put that writer who faked her own death for book sales and that woman who scammed her way onto the NYT bestseller list into the octagon together. There can only be one champion.
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