if you think I'm obnoxious on here, you should see me IRL
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Please read: nothing I say is satire, I am this obnoxious and awful in real life. I have excessively strong opinions and find most things to be a total delight and enjoy shoving it in people's faces. Do not engage with me under any circumstances for your own spiritual wellbeing
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Breaking News from @TheAthletic: In one of the most shocking results in World Cup history, Cape Verde held European champions Spain to a goalless draw, thanks in no small part to a heroic performance by their 40-year-old goalkeeper, Vozinha. nyti.ms/4vHHiiM
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Jordan McCann hilariously responds to the crowd booing him during his post-fight press conference 😂
“Whoever boos me is a scruff. All your birds are fat sl*gs. I’ll sh*g all your birds. I got paid 50 grand, and now I’m gonna marry my girlfriend and buy my mam a new kitchen”
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Elmer the patchwork elephant if he was a scouser
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met two celebrities tonight
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What kind of drooling cat are you? post what you got 🧐
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The duck is still on the loose in Mexico! 🤣
A duck wearing a Mexico kit.
I’m moving to Mexico immediately 😂🇲🇽
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I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴
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I swear he only does this with football. Put a French film on and he has no interest whatsoever
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Palestine may not have made it to the World Cup, but Bosnia and Herzegovina fans are making sure it is always present, whether in Canada, the U.S. or football stadiums everywhere.
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Alexi Lalas just called James Corden a “fucking wanker” on live TV and the reactions were incredible. Hero moment for him, IMO. #FIFAWorldCup
Did Alexi Lalas just say “wanker” on national TV 😂😂😂
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Putting together a team
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A friendly meeting in Kansas 🇺🇸🤝🇩🇿
Two worlds, one shared passion for sport and togetherness.
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he should've been publicly hanged for this
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Off the dome and in one take, this is like watching Messi dribble past 5 players and chip the keeper, savour it while you can
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I AM FRANKELDA, Mexico's first stop-motion feature, is now on Netflix! From directors Arturo and Roy Ambriz, protégés of Academy Award winner Guillermo del Toro.
In 19th-century Mexico, a gifted writer journeys into her subconscious to face the monsters she’s created...
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Le pelage de mon chat s'imprègne de toutes les odeurs. J'ai cuisiné mexicain, j'ai maintenant un burrito ambulant 😭
l’odeur d’un chat c’est une dinguerie pourquoi ils sentent aussi bon comme ça c’est une drogue ptn
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Listened to the devourment ep about 5 times in the gym today 🤣👊😅💥
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