It’s just more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I just can’t give you a whole spiel.

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I’ve never pinned something so whole-heartedly in my life.
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unfortunately for the haters, of whom there are many, I woke up
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This deck is a blast, especially with Jeskai Blink effectively out of the format.
Top 4/54 1K Modern RCQ Boros energy WW Izzet prowess WW Hammer time WW Boros Energy WW Selesnya Ritual LWW Tron LL Top 8: Domain Zoo LWW Split top 4 Omnath is my little chuddy bean
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Assumed this was a speed dating event for beta males looking for an alpha-gal. 😭😭
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I sleep through the first round of 1 RC and suddenly Simon Nielsen is distancing himself from previous identities 😭😭
@SimonNielsenMTG was short lived Now it's @SimonNielsenTCG! I still intend to post both Magic and FaB content here so might as well include both
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BREAKING: New Spurs logo released after blowing 30-point lead in the NBA Finals
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This is the NBA equivalent of Falcons Patriots 28-3
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GET FOX OFF THE FLOOR
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Realizing met @BlitzMTG two years ago today as I was a traffic cone on his rampage to a $5k win in Vegas the weekend that MH3 came out. One of my favorite homies in Magic.
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Realizing I met*** 🫠
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NBA Finals interrupted by a storm warning a state away should warrant criminal charges @ABC
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There’s no place on Earth that can compel me to eat blackened mahi mahi and key lime pie like the white sands of 30A.
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this might’ve been the fastest throw of Matt Olson’s career??? and welcome to Atlanta, Austin Wynns 👏🏼

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the entire world watching OKC lose game 7:
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Quiet skies in the forecast for the NBA Finals 🤫👽
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RC DC update thread:
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3-2-1. Now in the hell bracket vs 4c Control. Conceded first game as soon as the round started, then got to Price of Freedom my opponent out of the game for the post-board games.
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3-3-1 and dead. Played 4c again and did not see Price of Freedoms with 2 lands.
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(Also, how many times do you get sandwiched between Kevin Jones and Brian Coval in your lifetime?)
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