HEAD CLEANER/Shallow Ends/Pig Iron/Stealing Propeller Hats from the Dead/The Last Projector, etc. Once ate a cricket for 5 dollars. Those were 1993 dollars.
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29 Jul 2020
The last movie you saw in theaters is the way you die.
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When the car in front of you starts slowing down for the yellow light.
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There are worse things than the male loneliness epidemic.
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If you could change the ending of one movie what would it be?
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Can somebody save this book from the dreaded THIRTEEN reviews. On a Friday the 13th no less.
[hand over earpiece]: Wait, what's today? Oh.
Anyway, maybe slap a sentence on here if you read it?
amazon.com/Head-Cleaner-Davi…
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Hundreds of entertainment reporters out there itching to deploy FORMULA WON as a headline if F1 takes Best Picture.
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david james keaton retweeted
18 Jun 2025
The Othello Club by J.D. Pennington is getting a six-part series on Paramount , titled ‘The Revenge Club’!
The Series Is Set To Star Martin Compston, Aimée-Ffion Edwards, Meera Syal, Sharon Rooney, Douglas Henshall and Chaneil Kular.
deadline.com/2025/06/mart...
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I went to the nearest Barnes & Noble and awkwardly explained to someone at the help desk that I had a new book out and asked where it might be (it's genre fluid) and it was faced out (!) Then she took some pictures, had me sign them, and said they sold a copy. A win/win/win.
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"A far-out premise, and Keaton doesn't shy away from it: a wacky, entertaining, occasionally terrifying story, light and breezy on the surface but with dark undercurrents that keep the reader just a little bit off-kilter. If that sounds like great fun, you're right."
-Booklist
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Get yourself someone who looks at you the way everyone in the last Mission Impossible movie looks at small objects.
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Out tomorrow!
P.S. today is the last day to get a NetGalley copy of Head Cleaner for review before they archive it:
netgalley.com/catalog/book/7…
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Excited to find this waiting on my porch. Let's crack this egg...
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On the shelf in 3 weeks. Pre-order here:
penguinrandomhouse.com/books…
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30 Dec 2025
Me ruining the end of Zootopia 2 for everybody on their way in.
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15 Dec 2025
Fred Durst wishes you a merry christm woah did you guys see that
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14 Dec 2025
From December 13th-25th, get 55% off physical book purchases (including pre-orders like HEAD CLEANER) when you use the code DATURA55 at checkout. Link below. Includes free eBook.
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24 Nov 2025
"Funny, poetic, and wonderfully colloquial. Humor, aggression, random opinions, and perilous susceptibility to surprising acts of revenge. Blood Meridian but with a refreshing addition of humor."
-Ron Hansen, author of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
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