Brother of the Angle. Former U.S. Navy Intel. Bitter karaoke loser. Failure poet. Cigars. O Sancta Simplicitas!
Joined January 2009
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Senator Warren once again embarrassing herself with these self-confident expressions of financial illiteracy.
Jun 12
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.
The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.
We need a wealth tax.
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Jun 9
Great smoke. Good value. Come on up to @2GuysSmokeShop Nashua and we’ll set you up.
#cigar #cigarlife
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Jun 9
Hey, kids. It’s me, the New Guy at Two Guys.
Father’s Day is right around the corner, and as a former World’s Best Dad title holder, I know what your dad wants.
Come on down to @2guyssmokeshop in Nashua and we will hook you up.
#cigars #cigarlife
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Jun 7
It occurs to me that if @emilysweeney and Katie from All Revolutionary War, All The Time were ever to meet, the world beyond Boston could not handle it.
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Jun 7
Can confirm.
“Steve, we just got the test results on your neck back. I’m afraid your season is over.”
“Bullshit. You can stick a horse Kotex on my neck because I just listed myself as probable for wanting a piece of the Jets’ asses this Sunday.”
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Jun 7
The Firecracker Independence is coming out on FRIDAY! Limited edition to celebrate America’s 250th birthday.
Come on down to @2GuysSmokeShop Nashua early because they won’t last!
#cigars #cigarlife
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Jun 6
Yeah, I sell cigars. But I also enjoy a pipe (as @2GuysSmokeShop Nashua customers know). Two things can be true!
#cigarlife #pipesmoker
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Mike Spinney retweeted
Jun 3
The axis of US decline: anti-data center, anti-AI, anti-nuclear:
open.substack.com/pub/faster…
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Jun 2
I’m not clowning around. Come on down to @2guyssmokeshop in Nashua for my June pick of the month: Abuelo gran abuelo. #cigars #cigarlife
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May 31
Thought he died long ago.
After 55 years, Dr. Demento has finally retired from the airwaves.
reason.com/2026/05/24/the-dj…
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Mike Spinney retweeted
A nice night out with Father, son, daughter, or surrogate. Two cigars, dinner and memories
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May 27
Hell hath no fury like a @RepThomasMassie scorned.
And I am here for every glorious minute of it.
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