any comment I make on the ability of an AFL player is with full awareness they are that much better than I could even imagine myself to be.

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Espresso Martini’s are the cocktail equivalent of ‘The Horses’ by Daryl Braithwaite.
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Fucking Kalshi logo on the bus smh.
🚨 BREAKING: Rioters have begun setting the school buses ON FIRE in Times Square during the Knicks riots Police do not have NEARLY ENOUGH SUPPORT Mamdani and Hochul have ABSOLUTELY FAILED NYPD and law abiding New Yorkers
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Australia have avenged a 110 year drought against Turkey before Essendon won a final.
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Gallipoli revenge game 🥰
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Just devastating that he goes within 30m of an opponent for the first time in his career and this happens. Day of mourning for hat bros. x.com/afl/status/20656497692…

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Stop saying Overclubbed you fucking loser.
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Miss him so much

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Just saw the score, can only assume Len called the spurs home at half time?
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The most pressing league wide issues they must address for fans are the ones that impact me directly and my career.
I think the AFL spends too much time thinking about grand ideas and sweeping change and completely overlooks changes that could be made in a heartbeat that would instantly make the audience experience much better. Here’s a few. This goes for broadcasters too. - give microphones to journalists in press conferences - give fans access to multiple camera angles (behind the goals post game) - bring back cash options at all stadiums - change round zero to round 1 and have all teams play - have a pool reporter option available for umpires post-game - loosen copyright laws for the benefit of emerging fans - get rid of the bye rounds and have 1 league-wide bye for fans ease and fairness amongst teams There’s a million small things really that the league could do tomorrow, and I’m sure you all have plenty of ideas but there seems to be a fixation on big pie in the sky thinking #AFL
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The context of the quote was him inside the injecting room.
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"I just was thinking I don't belong here, but I'm going to give it a crack." Australian Football Hall of Fame inductee John Worsfold on becoming a member of the inaugural West Coast team.
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Did umpire not pay holding the man there because he thought he messed up missing the htb call?
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Is Kozzie good enough to justify latrelle?
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Winter footy best in the land? Burn marvel down?
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Finally.
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No team will be funnier.
Over the last 24 hours I’ve speed run the development of 23-0.com. It’s simple — pick 5 players from the 90s, 00s, 10s and 20s, and simulate how they’d go leading a side through a 23 game season. Give it a go, see if you can find the perfect mix to go perfect!
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Phwoah mullin discos kick.
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It’s Charlie Kirk
Man-Spider in ‘SPIDER-NOIR.’
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Inclusion in sport a sunk cost fallacy at this point yeah?
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Gonna be so sick where nationalist dads slowly lose their sons to the sick imports team that wins all the time.
Replying to @DanielCherny
There will still be two Melbourne BBL teams, just likely with different names and colours. It will end up a bit like Melbourne Victory (locally owned team) v Melbourne City (foreign owned team).
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If Carlton make and lose a grand final does it mean they can’t get walker? New funniest result in play.
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