Joined May 2023
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Jun 10
Got drunk and stayed up till 3 last night watching B movies with some mates and I think samurai cop is in my top 5 movies oat
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Jun 10
There are way better movies out there but the mix of nonsensical dialogue, wooden actors, bizzare shot/editing choices and nudity every 10 minutes make it a blast to watch (especially when you're hammered with friends)
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Jun 6
What just happened?
The S&P 500 just erased nearly -$2 TRILLION of market cap just hours after 3rd strongest US jobs report in 18 months.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin is officially down over -50% from its record high in October 2025.
What's happening? Let us explain.
(a thread)
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May 30
First round of hell let loose vietnam and I managed to take down a heli which crashed into an enemy garrison. All that RS2 paid off
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May 26
People in relationships should be taxed 200%
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May 26
Actually no, these aren't bots they're beautiful women interested in my hilarious tweets
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May 23
spending my birthday the best way I know how - getting drunk and playing diablo 2
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May 23
Buddy
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May 22
And just like that I'm another year older, happy birthday to me
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May 22
Somehow I woke up without a hangover despite drinking way too much last night. It's a birthday miracle!
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