The only privacy swap that never steals your funds. Swap, bridge, or fund up to 100 wallets in one go through dozens of CEXs. Never KYC again

Joined September 2025
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4 Nov 2025
SplitNOW makes it easier than ever to cleanly fund hundreds of wallets simultaneously 🪼 Check out our V2 interface live now @ splitnow.io - AI randomizer keeps you anonymous - Save 1-1.5% per order (compared to Houdini) - Funding from Binance, Bybit, etc - Zero KYC
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Most privacy exchanges have a dirty secret: When your funds get frozen, they often profit. We're done watching users get robbed. Today we're launching a $5,000 AML Relief Fund. If you've had funds frozen by another privacy swap service and never got them back, post proof. We'll review submissions and may refund the full amount lost, up to $5,000 total. At SplitNOW, frozen funds are never revenue. We guarantee 100% refunds within 24 hours or double your money back
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Exchanges have gotten away with stealing user funds for too long At SplitNOW, Frozen Funds are NEVER revenue
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NEW UPDATE Private XMR swaps now settle in as little as 5 configs, bringing transaction times down to just 4–15 minutes. SplitNOW is the fastest XMR swap in the industry
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SplitNOW has officially partnered with XMR Hub (@MoneroHub). The largest and fastest growing Monero Community! Bridge to XMR privately from any chain today, in under 15 minutes, with 100% transaction protection Never lose your funds again
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Most traders use AI for ideas. We use AI for execution. Your AI quant scans Telegram, Discord, X, and wallet flow in real time to surface early ticker opportunities. When it spots one, it can fund and buy across multiple private wallets on telegram in one action through our SplitNow integration.
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The only exchange that guarantees every swap. Top up from a CEX, with no KYC, and with AML transaction protection built in. Full refund within 24 hours. Swap with certainty.
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February Product Updates: 1. Custom Stagger Mode Don't let timing analysis stop you. Set any custom delays you want between funding your wallets! 2. Custom Randomization We've added more optionality to randomize mode: you can now choose to randomize only exchange routes or only wallet balances, or stick to both. 3. Bulk Import Use CSV or JSON format to import up to 100 wallets, all at once! Save even more time when preparing your wallets for trading. The cabal wanted to gatekeep this tech, now that its available for everyone they want you to believe it's unethical to use. More product updates coming soon.
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SplitNow is now integrated into derp trade! Token creation just evolved When launching a token, you can instantly buy across multiple wallets. And now you can fund those wallets privately via @splitnow If you’re serious about launches you’ll use it. 👇
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The Future of Privacy - Now on @AxiomExchange
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Zcash is mentioned 100 times in the Epstein files SplitNOW is mentioned 0 times 🤝
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we’re never really far when you need us the most
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the duve will call a coin assuring you it's "risk-free" yet this is the first thing you see when you open the bubblemap
the duve does not concern himself with bubblemaps
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John McAfee would have loved what we're building
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"Privacy will be the most important moat in crypto this year" proud to position ourselves at our own scale by empowering our spliggas to transact onchain in an untraceable way 🐙
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NEW: @VitalikButerin IS REPPING A MILADY PFP
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30 Dec 2025
the lagos bundle is in legend
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30 Dec 2025
this is how it feels when you just finished your transactions and finally go untraceable onchain
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Me pulling up to Christmas dinner knowing I’m seen as the rich cousin who spoils the whole family thanks to my multiwallet onchain activity
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23 Dec 2025
We replace the word “trading” with “bundling”
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We replace the word “unemployed” with “retired.”
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