Mum, wife, hockey, athletics, long-suffering Spurs fan & ST holder. Love a pork pie. Has wheels; will roll.

Joined April 2010
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If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself
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Yet again from Twatterface - Spence is wearing a face guard because of a ‘collision’ with Liam Delap. No, Delap deliver elbowed Spence in the face. Big difference.
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10 seconds in and already pissed off with Twatterface and Prickson. #engcro #worldcup26
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Hydration break.
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So @ITVSport referring to it as ‘the first quarter’ means they should never be allowed to broadcast another football match ever again
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Mbappe appears to have Mbapped
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Loving Curaçao’s anthem - like an old boy playing his saxophone to a backing track in a half-empty shopping mall. #worldcup
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Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.
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We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre
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📸 England men’s team players are ready for the World Cup 🦁
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My favourite commute home of the week! Buckle up…it’s @NiceOneCyrilPod #thfc #spurs #tottenham #witandwonder #garyfromharlow
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US Immigration:
Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to be the first from his country to officiate at the World Cup finals, has been denied entry to the United States.
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NEW EPISODE!! Robertson - leg-breaker to hero? Eight centre backs - too many? Wharton - sell everyone to buy him Eriksen - enough, enough now The Porro Paradox Wrongest Opinions Ever Room 101 - Bin 'Ballers' With @SMTHFC1 @robawhite @Speranza6162 @DameJulieWelch #COYS #THFC pod.fo/e/42bfbb
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Mrs W retweeted
A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.
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"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it." - Roald Dahl
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Lee Dixon: ‘No surprise to me that Djed Spence was involved in the goal’. HE SAID HE WOULDN’T HAVE PUT SPENCE IN THE SQUAD FIVE MINUTES AGO! The bloke is unbearable! #engnzl #itvsport
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Djed Spence was ‘involved in an altercation’ - no, Chelsea’s Liam Delap elbowed him in the face and broke his jaw! #engnzl #itvsport
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‘Two of the world’s best No9s coming together - Chris Wood and Harry Kane’. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT! #engnzl #itv
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Mrs W retweeted
Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?
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