Cloud Infrastructure Engineer. Woke nerd. Octodad. Mastodon: spoo@c.im
Joined June 2009
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Wolf π retweeted
24 Oct 2024
I donβt know who needs to hear thisβ¦
But all patients, please know you NEVER need to apologise for hairy legs, hairy armpits, not having a βtidy genital areaβ etc
Come as you are! Doesnβt make a jot of difference to us AT ALL!
Weβre here to help you - exactly as you are
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Wolf π retweeted
19 Jul 2024
Bit of personal news - it's my first day at Crowdstrike as the guy who flicks the On switch every morning. Completely blanked on it today but reckon I will nail it Monday.
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Wolf π retweeted
5 Jul 2024
Just to say that within minutes of Kate Kniveton having lost her seat, she messaged me to ask me to carry on her work on family courts. Not my party, but that my friends, is what a decent representative would do.
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GUYS! GUYS GUYS GUYS!
I just discovered there was a 2022 rerecording of Wap Bam Boogie and it's subtly different and funkier and this is the best thing to happen to me in ages and I haven't just spent like half an hour switching back and forth between them
@MattBiancoBand
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Wolf π retweeted
2 Feb 2024
Is a futon called a futon because you put your fut on it
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I think my answer would be "... why"
8 Apr 2024
Had a bloke very patronisingly say to me "Erm, there's a queue here?" When I went to the bar in my local spoons the other day, because I wasn't joining his weird little single file line heading back from the bar, and I'd 100% do it again.
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Wolf π retweeted
7 Apr 2024
What's your wordle method. I always start with ADIEU, then PORTS, then LYNCH if needed and it's usually a done deal.
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QT With a sexy B&W
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Repost a comedian who help e shape your sense of humour
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Unpopular retro computing opinion (and completely unnecessary hating):
I *hate* And_rs Eng_r Jens_n's music. Can't stand it. Ruins any video it shows up in for me. It's pure cheese. Muzak. Terrible terrible stuff.
Plus he works heavily with D*vid M*rray so fuck that guy
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