Daily doses of joy, silliness, and wisdom from the retirement village of your dreams.
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Welcome to Golden Days at Sprigwig! ๐
ย ย ย โขย ย ย Silly shenanigans straight from our parody retirement village
ย ย ย โขย ย ย Motivation and wisdom
ย ย ย โขย ย ย Laughs and the occasional โresident dramaโ
Follow along for daily treasures, and join the funโnaps optional, laughter mandatory. ๐
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The sheep were in a hurry to get to Dorothyโs birthday party they had gifts โ๏ธ
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๐ The neighborhood watch asked if Gerald is supposed to show off like that. Our @stephenshelle20 said โheโs expressing himself.โ ๐๐
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๐ Chief of Garden Club, resident farmer @cumbriaoldrural tried to herd the afternoon walking group into a neat single file today. She claims they were "wandering like a bunch of unclipped Herdwicks in a storm." They were just trying to get to the desserts. ๐คฃ
#mondaymadness ๐๐
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๐ Harold claims he can predict the weather using his knees. Current forecast: 80% chance of rain, 100% chance Harold discussing his knees.๐คฃ
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Another Lanchester ad.
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โ๏ธ Bit chilly outside let's warm up with a Hot Chocolate ๐
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Happy #FlagDay2026 ! Thanks for the #patriotic hospitality! Those burgers look good! I better get some beans before Harold wakes up! ๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐ถ๐ต๐บ๐ธ
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๐ Cheeseburger night.๐ #MenuCall ๐ฝ๏ธ
ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Sun Jun 14 is now starting. I am having Breaded Chicken Fingers 'n Dip, potatoes, peas and carrots, bread and butter, milk, and a Chocolate Fudge pudding with whipped cream for dessert.
What's on your plate next?
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๐ Happy Flag Day! ๐บ๐ธ Weโre having hamburgers on the grill ๐ & flipping out over the incredible live music from @zootswings! ๐ท Our residents & visitors are eating good & dancing up a storm in their best red, white & blue today.โค๏ธ๐ค๐
#FlagDay #SeniorLiving #LiveMusic #BBQLife
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Boston, Massachusetts. Photographed in 1906.
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Happy Flag Day mates
Thanks for having me๐
#FlagDay๐บ๐ธ
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@CalvertTrust omg just been to Nunwick hall gardens they were amazing I hope you raised lots for the disabled children #strawberryโs and #Fizz #Gardenparty I wonder who drinks all the wine ๐ท ๐๐๐๐
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๐ Reminder: Just because Iโm retired doesnโt mean Iโm done judging.๐
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