Speech Language Pathologist. Mom. Introvert. she/her

Joined January 2016
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Disabled friends: Bar Harbor ME get negative 2 stars for accessibility from me. Two days. Two falls.
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In 1999, Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote the majority opinion for the Olmstead case, declaring that people with disabilities have the right to live in their own communities rather in institutions. Brb leaving to go cry again.
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Let’s get #oscarformandypatinkin trending. He killed the #PrincessBrideReunion
I have a CP joke. It’s a real trip.
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"Nobody knew there'd be a pandemic." 🙄 x.com/CoolPerfection/status/…

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I never have anything to say in the tweeters. But I’m watching #FeelGood and😥😥😥. So real. So good. Watch it.@TheMaeMartin
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My daughter made this playlist. She thought it would annoy me. Joke’s on her. I sang every song.⁦@mulaney
Protect US healthcare workers! To care for us, they must have PPE including N95 masks. Repurpose/reopen factories NOW. #GetMePPE #Covid19usa #CoronavirusUSA @realDonaldTrump @HHSGov @NIAIDNews
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I have completed two hours of CEUs. I am a grown up doing grown up things.
More weird stuff my son says while gaming. “I have only defeated 19 of the 24 kinds of slime.”
Me: Are these pants clean or dirty? Husband: Dirty Me: If you’d put them in the hamper, I’d know. H: I thought you needed more mystery in your life.
Weird crap my son says while playing video games with his friends: Did you enchant your fishing rod?
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Guys I got a lily pad!
Got my @BeetlejuiceBway tickets for my daughter for her birthday. Shhh! Don’t tell her.
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Say what you want about GenX, we alone enjoy the unique nostalgia of hearing a song we once had on a 'cassingle'.
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My new retirement plan
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68-year-old dominatrix charges men $150 an hour to clean HER house nypost.com/video/68-year-old…
Photo place cropped George’s signature peace sign! How dare! @georgesalazar @BeMoreChill
People with disabilities do not need to be extraordinary to matter.
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I just said “loaf of lettuce” instead of head of lettuce and I think I’m done for the day.
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A very old man just walked up to me in the library with a plastic bag overflowing with grapes and said, “Excuse me,I can’t give these grapes away, but perhaps you would like some.” My kids said it sounded like the beginning of a John Mulaney @mulaney joke.
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