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alright I’m muting that tweet
Gorgui Dieng offseason stats are back.
Let’s get back to the classic SpursMuse offseason content we all know and love.
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he doesn’t know about the classic SpursMuse bit
so why make a statement 😭 we don’t care i promise
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I think the funniest types of replies I get are “who cares”
like you do brother ain’t no shame
you cared enough to respond
When I don’t care about something, I simply scroll and move on, because I don’t care.
You care, and it’s sweet, I’m flattered I mean that much to you.
who cares about spursmuse's opinion
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you know what gg it’s over but really quick before I go back to my positivity gimmick
Knicks fans, I just gotta say, y’all have been nothing but miserable little goblins this entire series. Truly the least fun I had with any fanbase.
Thanks to the Thunder, Wolves, and Blazers fans who at the very least earned my respect.
Wish nothing but negativity for you all moving forward. 🩶
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also I know a lot of y’all don’t know my page and I’ve gotten a lot more attention because of the playoff run
but real OGs who have been here a while know how bad it had to get for me to say anything at all lmao
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Dylan Harper tonight:
— 25 PTS
— 5 REB
— 4 AST
— 1 BLK
We are NOT blaming him! 😭
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nah it’s actually crazy they changed the rulebook and then just went you know what nah man keep doing that bs jump into a defender shit who cares lmao
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and you know what he shoulda got a technical so really it’s all fair when you think about it
Jalen Brunson landed on Wemby's foot and rolled his ankle. He's in pain and is screaming at the ref.
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Victor Wembanyama in the first half:
— 9 PTS
— 9 REB
— 2 AST
— 5 BLK
Get you a quadruple double tonight, why not?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
A TEN POINT LEAD AFTER THE 1ST
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you know what I’ve made peace with it either way
if this is the last time this season
Go Spurs Go 🩶
(but let’s win anyways)
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Hey I’m doing a quick @HEB trip before the game, y’all have any requests?
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the fake outrage among Knicks fans about Ticketmaster having location restrictions has been hilarious
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everything’s just been very engagement-baity towards Knicks fans and I gotta say y’all take the bait every single time lmao
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ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYY
IT’S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FOR GAME FIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEE
GOOOOO SPURS GOOOOOOOO
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