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Johnathan Sluder @sqlslaughter

After 10 years as a systems admin, I'm taking a new adventure into the world of SQL.

Joined June 2018
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Be careful when ordering pickup on @UberEats they'll select a location that's not close to you, but won't give you a method to cancel without calling. And you will be charged even if you cancel because the restaurant has already accepted.
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I was only noticing minor changes until I found the old picture on the left. That was from May 2023. I've lost 163 lbs since January.
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gofund.me/ff8318dc Hey there! As you may know, I've been working hard on my health this year and am scheduled for Bariatric surgery on September 10th to continue my progress. Each donation will make a big difference in helping me cover the $630 co-pay I need to prepay.
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#SqlHelp I'm trying to optimize a View, and the highest cost I see is parallelism at 53%. This is not my wheelhouse. What can I do here?
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I'm happy to announce that I have achieved my first weight loss goal. As of yesterday, I am at 497.2. This is the lightest I've been in over 7 years. #weightlossjourney #GoalProgress #GoalAchieved #WontStop
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Dear restaurant owners, Stop only providing booths with unmovable tables and/or tables with flimsy seats. Sincerely, Fat people.
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I want to take a trip for my birthday this year and need recommendations. Here's the plan. My birthday falls on a Saturday this year. I plan to take PTO the Friday before and the Sunday after. I'm looking for somewhere that's within an 8-9 hour drive or the Orlando area.
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Things I like to do: visit historic landmarks, tour museums (art, history, specialty), sample new and interesting cuisines, and experience local culture. With those parameters in mind, hit me with some suggestions of where to go.
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6 years ago, I began my career in software development, starting out as an ETL tester writing SQL queries. Today, I am a Sr. Developer / Data Engineer. Never stop learning. Never stop looking for ways to increase your human capital.
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It's a sad world when your cousin follows you and tries to run you off the road simply because you drove past their house. God, I know you've told us to love our enemies, but it really is hard sometimes.
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Johnathan Sluder retweeted
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
30 Jun 2023
🚨BREAKING: Photos have just leaked of Michelle Obama currently vacationing on a massive private yacht on a private island in Greece This means the Obamas were rage-tweeting about being “oppressed” & “victimized” after the SCOTUS Affirmative Action ruling from THIS luxury yacht:
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Using "they" to refer to a person sitting next to you honestly sounds like you are talking about a person you barely know.
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Have you ever had to remove someone you love and care about deeply from your life? If so, how did you do it? Because right now, I can't stop crying because this may soon become a reality for me. And I have a hard time imagining my life without them in it.
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Ordered lunch from @DoorDash app shows the driver stopped 3 blocks away for over 5 minutes. Tried contacting the driver to make sure they're OK. They responded by marking the order complete. Where they stopped is a local bar. I can only assume they stole my food and got a beer.
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Johnathan Sluder retweeted
Sol🎬@Solmemes1
14 Apr 2023
Replying to @JamesOKeefeIII @budlight
here is the new ad.....
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Any wage can be a living wage. You just might not be living exactly how you'd like.
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Of all the things that could be considered cultural appropriation, using chopsticks is probably the biggest. But you'll never see anyone calling it out.
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