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Joined June 2011
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20 Dec 2025
fuck it, mirror selfie wrapped 2025 😇
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thank you @somethings_awry for giving me a chance to get on my soapbox
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you’re not gonna like hearing how my parents would punish me,
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how do you face your family after going on love island and getting spanked on national television
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it’s bc he can’t see the color of the water 💕
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I can’t lie, this went hard in my severely disordered mind
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sweating in my car in the gym parking lot in 100 degree heat as a warmup
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hot sad girls inc. retweeted
it’s very lesbian to like soccer as a woman
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I can’t even slightly entertain the concept of a red white and blue USA kit…like “🇺🇸 but not in a racist way” ain’t gonna cut it for me lmao that’s oxymoronic
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hot sad girls inc. retweeted
“Wemby is just a bully. I dont want to see any crying from him when the Knicks give him a taste of his own medicine”
Wemby after getting a taste of his own medicine:
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Insanely bisexual verde, perfect
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dude interrupted my workout today to ask me what anime I was watching on the treadmill and tell me I’m beautiful
I guess that’s one way to spread the One Piece doctrine 😇
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nothing I hate more than a voicemail that just says “call me back”
no!!!
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babe I be road tripping (except that one Seattle day)
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but Zach forgot his hookup’s name bc he was calling her mommy…give him a break! #loveislandusa
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couldn’t be more wrong about a girl like me
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Pro tip: stop falling in love on Twitter. You’re getting attached to a version of someone that’s carefully curated for public consumption while they’re feeding the same lines to a half dozen other people in their DMs.
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I haven’t made one of these in foreverrrr
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