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Jun 13
They are trelemonaires.
Jun 12
Massive crowd today to support the kids whose lemonade stand was robbed
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Jun 13
BREAKING : THE KIDS ARE NOW THE WORLD’S SECOND TRILLIONAIRES
Jun 12
EXCLUSIVE: The kids whose lemonade stand was robbed at gunpoint in Boston opened another stand today
Check out this crowd who came to support them!!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
squirrel-there retweeted
Jun 11
New Yorker recently. This idea will never die.
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squirrel-there retweeted
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Jun 13
Or even Massachusetts or California for that matter.
Jun 13
A trillion is gonna be
mighty tempting to UK Sturmer or France Macaroon or even Gwen Stefani in Italy to grab.
I don’t think Elon is going to be taking any trips to europe anymore, not even greek isles.
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Jun 13
A trillion is gonna be
mighty tempting to UK Sturmer or France Macaroon or even Gwen Stefani in Italy to grab.
I don’t think Elon is going to be taking any trips to europe anymore, not even greek isles.
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Jun 12
MORE BREAKING NEWS: ELON HAS JUST BOUGHT ARGENTINA FROM PETER THIEl.
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Jun 12
BUT I’M 93
AND A SQUIRREL!!
Elon Musk didn’t become a trillionaire until age 54
Relax, you still have time
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Jun 12
People are saying ‘no more trillionaires.’
But what about me?
I’m just a little slow
but imma gonna get there, I know.
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Jun 12
man, I been making my own coffee, lunch sandwiches and avocado toast at home for ten years now, and this dude just ups and becomes a trillionaire! What the hell!?
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Jun 12
I get no respect.
I’m the world’s first trillionaire and I get no respect!
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Jun 12
They don’t want you to know, but the feral ones are free.
Jun 12
The term domestic housewife implies that there is a feral housewife and now l have a new life goal.
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Jun 12
we got Palladians before GTA 6
I didn’t expect our aliens to be this tall either
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Jun 12
I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning.
The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider.
He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss.
I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination.
I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse.
I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt.
It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement.
Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers.
When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area.
My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert.
I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry.
My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours.
I told him I'm curing meats.
I'm not curing meats.
I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse.
He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.
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squirrel-there retweeted
Jun 11
"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"
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