Constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown 🇲🇽🇮🇹 She/her
Joined August 2011
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5 Oct 2019
31 makeup looks for 31 days of Halloween; a thread🎃 🦇🕷🕸👻
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18 Mar 2025
Weird thing I craved while pregnant was a cigarette and today I FINALLY got to smoke half of one. Truly heaven bro that’s nuts. It’s been at LEAST 6 years since I’ve had one
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27 Dec 2024
Being in NY for Christmas is so fun so far! My baby met a few of my friends, and he absolutely LOVED my childhood best friend of 20 years. I don’t want to leave ever and stay with my family
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10 Dec 2024
unusually and blonde
exceedingly peculiar
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27 Nov 2024
Reminder that if you voted for you know who, no celebrating cinco de mayo for you🫶🏽
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11 Nov 2024
Had my first car accident where I was driving. Had I not been paying attention and acted quickly would have been t-boned on the side my baby was. Thank God for his protection and faithfulness to my family. We are sore (me especially) but everyone walked away today
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11 Oct 2024
Tony’s biggest ops are pooping and sleep. Man gets so mad when he has to poop and will fight sleep till he knocks out mid scream. What a character
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1 Aug 2024
Full nesting these last 5 weeks. I’m so excited for my baby boy to be here🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
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23 Jul 2024
Had a dream my baby was born and now I’m mad I woke up STILL pregnant. So mean o want my baby now
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14 Jul 2024
Month and a half left of pregnancy, I’m not doing this again. I’ve never been so uncomfortable and overstimulated in my life. I’m having a perfectly healthy pregnancy but this isn’t magical
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22 Jun 2024
Going from not having a staff to having a full staff… can’t wait for everyone to complain about not getting hours!
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Mae retweeted
19 Jun 2024
like are you kidding me?
19 Jun 2024
what is the most attractive a man has ever been in film and why is it viggo mortensen as aragorn in the lord of the rings trilogy
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18 May 2024
In a week I’ll be on the way to the airport to go to Cali, I can’t WAIT
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13 May 2024
Happy Mother’s Day to me, we think Tony bruised my ribs bc he loves kicking me 24/7!
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10 May 2024
Husband said my cooking is like my fathers, and if you’ve had Brucey boys cooking, you know it’s the HIGHEST of compliments. Especially bc I’ve been learning how to cook the past year
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6 May 2024
I take it back… FOR NOW
6 May 2024
Can I fist fight my whole team plz? They’re killing me bro
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