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I won’t be working till I’m dead
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Whenever you're having a bad day, remember: There is a guy who is going through the same thing you are, but with a fat girlfriend.
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call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one
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IF YOU THINK PEOPLE WITH ADHD SMOKE WEED JUST TO “GET HIGH” - YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED A BRAIN THAT NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP, HAS 147 DIFFERENT TABS OPEN, 3 SONGS PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY, CREATING 4 NEW BUSINESS IDEAS BEFORE NOON, AND STILL SOMEHOW FORGETTING WHY WE WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN. SOME OF US AREN”T TRYING TO “GET HIGH” - WE’RE SIMPLY TRYING TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN.
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Jun 7
brute forcing the spiritual problem with a chemical solution
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Corporate life is watching a great idea get ignored until someone with a bigger title repeats it.
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Jun 1
every day is the same as the last asian stocks limit up, US stocks hit new all time highs, trump says Iran wants a deal so badly, the dumbest person you know is up another 10x on some "bottleneck" stock that his LLM told him to buy
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Remember a few days ago when everyone was wondering why someone would send 100 Bitcoin worth $8M to a burn address?
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FBI arrests senior CIA official after finding $40,000,000 in stolen gold bars at his home.
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May 28
“It’s only up from here”
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In a few months you’ll be able to throw it all away and just be a janitor on Adin Ross GTA 6 server for 120k/yr
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smoking on that shit that made Rosa not move outta the seat
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You ever notice once you stop overplaying your part in peoples lives you don’t hear from them anymore?
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fuck a 5 year plan i have a 5 beer plan
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14 beers on a Friday night hit a lot better when consumed on stolen land
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Feb 5
THANKS ISRAEL I WILL JUST CONTINUE TO HOLD MY GOYIM LIL BITCOINS & I WILL SMOKE MY GOYIM WEED WHILE WATCHING MY GOYIM SLOP PROGRAMMING & I WILL FINANCE IT ALL ON KLARNA FOR THE REST OF MY GOYIM CHUD LIFE
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HOLY FUCK CT dead silent new scam spawns CT buys ofc always short that shit rinse repeat ffs
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16 Dec 2025
Niggas wanna be millionaires but spend every paycheck tryna prove they not broke to bitches who are broke tom and jerry ass niggas
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4 Nov 2025
Bought my first btc at 19k, watched it go down to 3.5k. Did spaces 7 days a week through the bear market, and was live hosting a show the night ftx collapsed. Held my sol down to 8 dollars. Watched the world call crypto dead 100 times. Everything will be ok
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26 Jul 2025
JUST IN: Pump.fun CEO @a1lon9 announces Pumpchain, a Layer-1 blockchain capable of 10,000 TPS, surpassing Solana’s average of ~1,100 TPS to address congestion and fees. Pump.fun will migrate its smart contracts, bonding curves, and liquidity pools starting on August 15, 2025, with existing tokens snapshotted and airdropped on the new chain. The $PUMP airdrop for eligible users will follow migration.
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