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KJ @stanmoe

Employee. Fraud. Also-I was just about to say something. What were we just talking about?

Joined May 2009
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KJ@stanmoe
7 Nov 2020
He’s losing in slow motion, which is the personal hell he’s always had coming.
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KJ@stanmoe
4 Nov 2020
Yeah no, totally. 2020 is the problem, that makes sense.
KJ@stanmoe
31 Oct 2020
I’ve finally reached the point of quarantine when it’s time to unsubscribe from Uber promotional emails.
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Mischief @ NFA@mischief_usa
29 Sep 2020
⚠️ Mischief cannot be held responsible for Google search results under “cockblock” outside of this spot ⚠️ @OkCupid bit.ly/347uBCW

OKCupid says 'not voting is the world's biggest cockblock'

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KJ@stanmoe
28 Sep 2020
America is a really dangerous place not to be a billionaire.
KJ@stanmoe
28 Sep 2020
With any luck this will make only like 59 million people vote for him.
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KJ@stanmoe
26 Sep 2020
Feels like we’re still in the How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days-era of McConaughey’s advertising career
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Mischief @ NFA@mischief_usa
26 Sep 2020
🐓 🙅‍♀️ Not registering to vote is currently America’s biggest cockblock, according to @OkCupid.
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KJ@stanmoe
13 Sep 2020
I always thought Star Wars storm troopers were cliche idiot bad shots until this year
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KJ@stanmoe
1 Aug 2020
I’d make my kids brush their teeth harder if they weren’t gonna fall out anyway.
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Jason Narducy@SplitSingleband
15 Jul 2020
What lucky sports team is going to the white house today
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KJ@stanmoe
8 Jul 2020
Even racist pieces of shit can’t stand listening to Donald Trump read the speeches they wrote for him
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KJ@stanmoe
25 Jun 2020
Skip intro 2020. FF.
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KJ@stanmoe
22 Jun 2020
RIP baby names Donald and Karen
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Barabbas🇺🇦@RealBarabbas
21 Jun 2020
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KJ@stanmoe
19 Jun 2020
Only when extra terrestrials subjugate and enslave all human beings will we finally soften on how horrible this president is.
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KJ@stanmoe
30 May 2020
Every movie handshake fills me with concern
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KJ@stanmoe
25 May 2020
On the plus side, these masks are doing a great job of raising awareness for chronic halitosis.
KJ@stanmoe
22 May 2020
Listen, I’m just happy nobody writes rock and roll songs on the subject of rock and roll anymore
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KJ@stanmoe
22 May 2020
Ok basketball gods, we all watched the Michael Jordan documentary. You can stop the virus shit now.
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