oil me up daddy, it’s dinner time and I’m a little soup boy, chompa chompa
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as a preschool teacher, you’re the absolute worst kind of parent. it takes us twice as much time and energy to do what we need to do because of parents like you, who don’t help AT ALL.
if you’re going to have kids, do SOMETHING for fucks sake. “big W for me” girl fuck you!!!!
I didn't potty train my kids - they did it for me at daycare. Big W for me. They also taught my kid how to tie his shoes. Having other people teach things to your children helps a LOT
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meltdown got so many of my mutuals subtweeting about other mutuals DAMN i didnt know EVERYBODY HATED EVERYBODY
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harry just gave one of the best vocal performances of his career and he was sitting down and sick, he’s so incredible
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the exactly moment when he forgot that he was a human
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More than 16,000 people have signed SAG-AFTRA’s open letter demanding Congress pass the revived NO FAKES Act, an anti-deepfake bill that would give individuals the legal right to stop anyone from using AI to copy their voice or appearance without permission.
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CBS has been forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed Peanuts song on air during his last episode.
The owner of the rights to Peanuts has donated the fee to José Andrés' charity, World Central Kitchen.
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‘ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ will be the next film shown at The Sphere in Las Vegas.
The original 1975 film will be enhanced with AI imagery for the experience.
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Harry covering Simon & Garfunkel's “Bridge Over Troubled Water” for his Meltdown Festival at the Royal Festival Hall in London, UK - 16 June (via HSHQ)
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went to the doctor and she said i was fine
but every movie that i see makes me cry
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"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"
*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:
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why did my dad send me a photo of my dog looking like a fat fucking chud
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he’s not fat to be clear it’s the angle but still why did he do him like that 😭😭
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i love class over zoom bc no one can see me housing my mango sticky rice
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Jun 15
David Tennant, Nicola Coughlan and Jodie Whittaker have been cast in ‘ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING’ Season 6.
(Source: Deadline)
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Jun 15
sometimes I’ll just be thinking abt how beautiful Ryan is and then I’ll see a pic of him getting brutally mogged by his lady 💔🙏
they look so president & first lady here ofldoekfofl they look so good 😭
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john williams composing the score for disclosure day at age 94:
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Jun 15
times square sailor war kiss was actually nonconsensual, so yes of course!! go gay knicks kiss
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