Futilely pursuing Dorothy Parker's wit and size-6-jeans, fueled by wine and cake.
Joined March 2009
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4 Apr 2014
There's a dog print on my side table-> dogs dancing on tables while unsupervised? Must check tequila levels.
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26 Nov 2024
Let’s take the #wine party over to bsky. This bottle is down to the dregs. Same wine, aged a little longer… stateofcake@bsky.social
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6 Aug 2024
Why do you love Colorado? I have too many reasons to list. CU changed my life. Play along too. #lovecolorado #uccs lovecolorado.com/
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7 May 2024
I bought satin joggers. I suppose this means I should relinquish my youth card and move quickly into old lady status. #decrepitude
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14 Apr 2024
I’m not sure how I feel about TikTok filters. It’s like a Time Machine. This was me today, but in the 90’s. Unfortunately, I can’t replicate this today in the today’s.
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14 Apr 2024
Can’t remember the last time I posted here. I’m guessing we don’t call them tweets anymore. Is the verb for posting now xing? xenization/ing? xeniuming? They just don’t have the same ring.
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30 Jul 2023
Let’s catch up on Threads or Instagram. Same name, less BS. It’s been a good run.
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2 Jun 2023
Do club crackers, Nutella, and blueberries count as a charcuterie board? #justasking
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25 May 2023
Let’s not talk about love language. I’d like to talk about stress language. Mine is eating ReadyWhip on a fun-sized Snickers. Now you go.
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11 May 2023
Medical twitter, I have today’s brand of crazy. 2.5 weeks ago my mom had an ICH with a pretty large bleed. She has right side deficits and difficulty feeding herself. That’s the normal part…
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11 May 2023
I was hopeful that the stroke would be a good way to squeeze in a psychological evaluation, but she has aphasia.
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11 May 2023
So my question is, can the delusions and paranoia precede strokes? Or, is she just in a psychotic break?
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7 Apr 2023
Texas judge suspends FDA approval of abortion pill mifepristone- via @washingtonpost #hellsno
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2 Mar 2023
Anyone have experience with USDA women Farmers and Ranchers program? Anyone? Anyone?
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8 Feb 2023
Local friends, are you interested in learning about honeybees? Pueblo County Beekeeper Association is offering a 2-day bee school. There’s a remote option too. eventbrite.com/e/bee-curious…
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6 Dec 2022
Dear Markov chains for forecasting, I don’t need you in my life. Is there a dating site for projection models? #AskingForAFriend