Writer. Actor. Second City Alum. Astronaut. Karate Champion. Jumamji survivor. Food Truck champion. All around dummy.
Joined June 2009
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Apr 12
Aadam is a good dude. These are amazing.
Apr 10
From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. blockclubchi.co/4t6zW7R
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3 Jul 2025
The amount of times I think I’m getting a great parking spot and it’s the shopping cart return graveyard is truly remarkable.
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12 May 2025
It's just a movie, Tom. Let's not go crazier.
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7 May 2025
Dear Hollywood,
We don't need this much Karate Kid content.
Thanks,
The World
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19 Apr 2025
Who wrote this? Can tell you t's horrible written. And t hurt my eyes.
Tim Allen on "Toy Story 5":
"I can tell you t’s a lot about Jessie. Tom [Hanks] and I do — Woody and I — do realign. And there’s an unbelievable opening scene with Buzz Lightyears. I can give you that, but I can’t give you much more.”
variety.com/2025/film/news/t…
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6 Mar 2025
Hahahaha. So good.
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23 Sep 2024
Did Rakim ever come up with that master plan? He was alway telling us he was “thinking of a master plan” but did it come to fruition?
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11 Sep 2024
Imagine this: David Muir has Christian McCaffrey. Some dude in his league has Jordan Mason. He's texting David right now "CHECK THE SITE! GOOD OFFER. LASTS FOR ONLY ONE MORE HOUR!"
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11 Sep 2024
Is David Muir checking his fantasy football waiver wire at the commercial break? I have to know!
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13 Jul 2024
My mum is at end of life with Alzheimer’s, 99% non-verbal, but Coldplay just came on the radio and she looked me in the eye and said “turn it off”.
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29 Apr 2024
I hope Jeff Daniels knee heals after that injury in Phoenix last night. What a great actor and basketball coach.
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27 Apr 2024
tatted up tall and lean white boy. all we gotta do is get him to date dua lipa and we’re cooking with gas
27 Apr 2024
Wilin' out. With the 131st pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, we have selected @jaredwiley23!
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Andy St.Clair retweeted
12 Apr 2024
Check out the latest episode! #AlrightBet tips for #themasters and #mlb #parlays #quickhits #knockitoff #nba #NHL #wrestlemania and more! w/ @stclairandy
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Andy St.Clair retweeted
12 Apr 2024
MPZ is back! With a podcast????
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