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this is the official steak-umm thread of threads to organize our top tweetstorm rants from over the years. topics include scientific literacy, critical thinking, memes, cognitive biases, woke brands, polarization, conspiracy theories, and more
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Jun 11
millions of international soccer fans who drive on the left side of the road are about to pour into in the US.
if there was ever a time to accidentally build a high-speed rail network overnight, it’s right now
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Jun 10
we’ve normalized checking your phone first thing in the morning which means we let someone else set our emotional tone for the day. that's a significant amount of control to hand over before you've had your steak and eggs. the feed can wait until you feed yourself
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Jun 8
the sidewalks aren’t hot enough to fry a beef sheet yet, we’re still pre-heating the pan
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Jun 4
all this protein engineering is just a long and expensive journey back to beefsheet
Jun 3
JUST IN: Kraft Heinz is pushing into protein Mac & Cheese, electrolyte Capri Sun as part of innovation push to revive growth.
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Steak-umm X is criminally underrated
Apr 22
we pinky promise to never use our beef sheets to do mass surveillance
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May 27
in times of economic and political uncertainty, humans have always responded by partying through it (make summer plans accordingly)
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May 21
you do not need a new wardrobe for every season, vacation, and trend. people used to own fewer things for long periods of time and tbh they were just fine
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May 15
fake protein-maxxers: scooping powder
real protein-maxxers: slammin beef
class of 2020: we never had a real graduation
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May 7
reminder that *feeling* informed and *being* informed are not the same thing
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May 2
no matter how far we get as a civilization, dumb horse names will always be top tier entertainment
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Apr 30
whoever rebranded "needing two jobs to make ends meet” into “having a sidehustle" is a top tier charlatan
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Apr 27
the connection between america’s rail system and frozen beef is stronger than you’d think.
a lot of the modern cold supply chain exists because people *really* wanted steak in their city
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Apr 22
we pinky promise to never use our beef sheets to do mass surveillance
Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table
The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited
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Apr 21
reading the news is great but there is a specific exhaustion that comes from caring about too many things that you cannot personally fix
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