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He used my meme!
22 Dec 2025
Who determined there was no espionage link when this clown was banging Fang Fang? Is there a statute of limitations in treason?
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Woke Joke Alert Folks!
George Conway vows to put Trump 'away for good' in bid for Congress
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Bear Sightings Send Famous Maine Coastal Beach Town Into Jaws-like Panic themainewire.com/2026/06/bea…
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A Happy Ending!
Missing cockatiel's journey ends with sweet Bangor reunion wgme.com/news/local/missing-…
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GALLERY: Inside UFC Fight Night on the White House South Lawn wgme.com/news/nation-world/g…
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Rod Stewart called 'tone-deaf' for attending World Cup game a day canceling concert due to health issues
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Good Morning From Maine!
Nine men charged in Lewiston prostitution sting wgme.com/news/local/nine-men…
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How does one get access to Maine Police body cam footage? I've yet to see any videos?
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WGME with the timely reporting! This happened Friday mind y'all!
Man arrested after fleeing from car crash into pole in Alfred wgme.com/news/local/man-arre…
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Wells Beach house fire sends thick smoke into the air wgme.com/news/local/wells-be…
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That's Just Down The Road Apiece!
Sanford man accused of threatening to bomb CMP office in Alfred wgme.com/news/local/sanford-…
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Bear spotted wandering into Old Orchard Beach from woods wgme.com/news/local/bear-spo…
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Pentagon UFO files describe 'mother orb' releasing smaller objects in 2023 incident that remains unexplained
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From The Lewiston Is Bad News Files!
Woman treated for non-life-threatening injuries after Lewiston shooting wgme.com/news/local/woman-tr…
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Very Sad News!
Assistant fire chief who fought Searsmont lumber mill explosion and blaze dies wgme.com/news/local/assistan…
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Jun 14
Trump congratulates the Knicks on their NBA title after first championship in 53 years wgme.com/news/nation-world/t…
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Jun 14
Quite Interesting Indeed...
Maine Community College System President’s Resignation Inextricably Tied To New, Incoming Governor themainewire.com/2026/06/mai…
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Jun 14
She's An Absolute Peach!
Chellie Blasts Cage Wrestling Match On White House Lawn, Proving She's A Real Good Time themainewire.com/2026/06/che…
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