Iโ€™m just here so I donโ€™t get fined

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Calling yourself a gamer when you don't play games is like calling yourself a vegan when you jerk off dead squirrels
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โ€œnblโ€ โ€œnglโ€ are two twins nbl is the boy ngl is the girl
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2 Jan 2014
Home chillin with my nigga Marley
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white niggas love saying โ€œper capitaโ€
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How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?
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I just had an out of body experience
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THE WORLD CUP TRIP HAS FINALLY MADE IT TO TEXAS!!!! After 7 days on the road (yes a lot of detours) we have made it to the state where Germany will play its first World Cup match!
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Replying to @stellarprodigy
Flavorless ass chicken
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Genuinely one of the worst places to eat
Lives were changed.
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No wonder this guy was always onto Kyrie so much. Makes a lot of sense
Stephen A. Smith: โ€œI love Israel and the people of Israel.โ€
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I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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going on a run hope i get shot and killed
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fuck you nigga
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โ€œi donโ€™t normally do thisโ€
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lowering my sexual talks when i like someone so i donโ€™t seem like a lustful demon from hell

ALT Johnny Cage Mortal Combat GIF

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Welcome back home twin
๐Ÿ‘‹ Welcome, Mourinho ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Genuinely one of my favorite pictures of all time
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Replying to @ochocinco
Ocho who you rooting for ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ or ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ??
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๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝWeโ€™re Nigerians, but today we are Mexicans. โ€” As group of Nigerians gathered in Mexico City to support Mexico against South Africa.
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