If the Dems won libs would be at brunch right now. And they’d be quote-tweeting pictures of dead children saying “Ruthkanda Forever.” And they’d be laughing and laughing, and posting Taylor Swift gifs and
#girlbossing and West Wing quotes. And then they’d pour a little bit of baby blood in their mimosas and they’d tweet at Kamala, “You go girl!” And then they’d sit on a throne of skulls and sing songs of praise for the first non-binary drone pilot.
Not only would Kamala have bombed Iran, everyone currently insisting she wouldn’t have would be using Beyoncé gifs to celebrate it