I write TV shows. I listen to music. I hang with my dog. I read something. I drink something. I go to bed. I've worked very hard to craft this life.
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Stephen Falk retweeted
Feb 26
Dear Ted,
Take 10% of the $2.8B breakup fee—roughly $280 million—and go hire the best investigative journalists in the world. Build a next-gen 60 Minutes. A better CNN.
Think of the revenge possibilities.
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It's kind of gross and upsetting to see what all my friend's Top 5 songs of the year were. Ick. Why are you replaying THAT over and over? Gross. I want to go back.
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Stephen Falk retweeted
22 Jun 2025
Obama’s Iran nuclear deal was working until Trump pulled out of it. His own staff warned him not to because the alternative was war. Well, now we’re at war with Iran because Trump is weak, stupid and hated Obama more than he cared about preventing Iran from getting a nuke.
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12 Feb 2025
Good man. (Fuck this platform tho.)
12 Feb 2025
Ben Folds has resigned as artist advisor to the Kennedy Center's National Symphony Orchestra following Trump's decision to install himself as chairman → cons.lv/PYQYUq
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16 Jan 2025
David Lynch knew when it was time to go.
President-elect Donald Trump is hoping to make Hollywood “stronger than ever before” by naming Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson and Jon Voight “special ambassadors.”
Details here: bit.ly/4hj3WHm
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21 Nov 2024
Quiz time. A put-together 35-year-old white lady is angrily screaming "fa--ot" at someone on the street in Los Feliz. What hat is she wearing? A) Criterion B) Lakers C) Barry Season 2 Camera Department D) Kennedy 2024?
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31 Oct 2024
I feel bad for the Dodgers that if they win tonight their fans won’t be able to beat anyone up in their parking lot.
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30 Sep 2024
If anyone is still on this failed desperate attempt to get the cool kids to like him, You're The Worst is doing a 10 year reunion at Vulture Fest in November. Come! vulturefestival.com/event/th…
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Stephen Falk retweeted
15 Aug 2024
BREAKING: our friends at @ClimateReport_ have been undercover in Project 2025 - the radical plan for a Trump 2nd term. What they’ve found out is remarkable.
Learn all about the secretive “second phase” of Project 2025 here 👇
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19 Jul 2024
NOYCE!
Phillip Noyce's 'Rabbit-Proof Fence' Getting 4K Remaster U.S. Premiere deadline.com/2024/07/rabbit-…
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3 Jul 2024
That headline is workin' overtime!
'Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F' Review: Eddie Murphy Plus The OG Are Back And The Heat Is Still On For This Winning Franchise deadline.com/2024/07/beverly…
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3 Jul 2024
Now You 3 Me? Now You See 3? N3w Y33 S33 M3?
Lionsgate announced on Tuesday afternoon that the third installment in its magic-themed franchise Now You See Me, starring Jesse Eisenberg, will be released wide in theaters on November 14, 2025 tinyurl.com/3zfkj77r
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Stephen Falk retweeted
30 Jun 2024
Cat Earth Theory
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Stephen Falk retweeted
1 Jul 2024
Here's your reminder Sloane Peterson paid no mind to those two goofballs at the Cubs game because she was keeping score. 🎡⚾️🧢
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30 May 2024
Weird, when you say the word enough times, "Guilty" starts to sounds FUCKING AMAZING!
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29 May 2024
I wish my name was Beth so I could call my memoir Bething Towards Slouchlehem.
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