claude fable writes really cringe PR titles / descriptions, weird regressed behavior 4.8 / 5.5 had gotten good enough that i didn't mind having them write them anymore

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use. Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Former President Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, says "fiat is a sham, the banking class is corrupt." "Decentralized digital currency and the blockchain are the inevitable future."

"We might still have challenges, so I think everyone needs to be vigilant, but generally bullish," says @Fundstrat’s Tom Lee on the markets. cnb.cx/3RETSAY

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders will introduce a bill to have the public take a 50% ownership stake in the country's biggest AI companies. The American AI Sovereign Wealth Fund Act would have the government tax AI companies, take 50% of the stock, and put it under public control.

Stripe hasn’t gone public because they have infinite access to private capital They hold regular employee secondary sales to private investors allowing employees with equity and options to be able to sell without going public Kinda cool tbh

This is what every single one of the New England founding fathers would have looked and sounded like if you put them in a hoodie instead of colonial garb

Ok how about “instacoins” or “instamoney.” Primary feature of crypto is instant settlement.

1. Pull Fanatics, hit card worth $1,500. 2. Redeem physical card. Ghosted 3. Fanatics "We dont actually have the card here is the 100$ y" Both @FanaticsCollect & @phygitals have been caught doing this. Regulation is coming. And you can thank these guys for messing it up

🚨 @USGS has found that the Appalachian region of the U.S. contains enough lithium to replace 328 YEARS of imports! Thanks to world-leading mineral science, permitting reform and renewed investment in domestic mining, @POTUS has reclaimed America's mineral independence.

Nouns DAO has been captured. @GlitterProtocol founder @0xdusk_eth and anon conspirators like @0xjanedoe2008 @makenounsgreatagain have finally fully taken over @nounsdao After not voting on props for months (which has made it nearly impossible to pass proposals), they've collected enough votes to make decisions for the DAO as a small group and have all come out to vote over a new reserve auction price for Nouns at 4x higher than our daily auction. This act will likely halt income, burn daily Nouns, prevent new buyers/voters, and help them maintain a "book value" through not passing proposals and not diluting their past buys more. IMO this is a sad day for Nouns and I don't think there is much coming back from a move like this. Although we may have been doomed anyways from their lack of vision and ideas to actually make Nouns better besides staking eth with their friends at @mETHProtocol 🫠 cc @zachxbt