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Smudge retweeted
13 Sep 2025
Disgusted to see the cynical use of ‘Sit Down’by @TRobinsonNewEra.
No permission was granted, and we are looking into our options.
The song and most of our topical lyrics, make it very clear where we stand, and it’s the antithesis of this organization
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Smudge retweeted
9 Aug 2025
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy...
The late, great Robert Shaw was born on this day in 1927.
- Mike
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8 Jul 2025
Has there been a better casting in cinema history than Roy Scheider as Chief Brody? #Jaws
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Smudge retweeted
10 Feb 2025
Looking for a new club
Step 5-6
Manchester/ Cheshire based
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Rts appreciated 🫡
@TheGKN
@Goalkeepersofn1
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Smudge retweeted
17 Jan 2025
Former Swansea City winger Jefferson Montero has joined FC St Helens in the North West Counties League Premier Division 📝⚽
What’s your favourite Montero memory?
#BBCFootball
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6 Jan 2025
Lovely trip through Burtonwood to work today. When did it get twinned with Atlantis? 🤿 🚤
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Smudge retweeted
15 Nov 2024
Neighbourhood Weekender 2025 first wave revealed! 💥🥳
To WIN 1xpair of tickets: like, RT and comment below tagging the mate you'd bring. The winner will be announced next week!
WA1-WA5 postcode pre-sale Wed 20th Nov 9.30am Gen sale Fri 22nd Nov 9.30am: nbhd.lnk.to/website
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Smudge retweeted
12 Sep 2024
Andy Ackers was 26 when he made his @superleague debut for Toronto at AMT Headingley. This Friday he'll play his 100th Super League game against his home town club, a great lesson to any young player whose career may not initially go the way they hoped and what can be achieved
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25 May 2024
Is this a bigger shock than Wimbledon beating Liverpool in ‘88? ⚽️🏆
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Smudge retweeted
23 May 2024
Let’s get registered folks.
23 May 2024
🚨 Electoral Commission announces deadline for registering to vote for July general election
Tuesday 18 June @ 11.59pm
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Smudge retweeted
22 May 2024
*******IMPORTANT ******
If you intend to vote but you're away, below is the link to register for a postal vote.
If you're home from Uni, register at your home address.
gov.uk/apply-postal-vote
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Smudge retweeted
9 May 2024
Count Binface nails Jacob Rees-Mogg
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Smudge retweeted
17 Apr 2024
Tory MPs just voted to insist that Afghan interpreters who served British armed forces can be sent to Rwanda.
A scheme which costs £2m per asylum seeker. A £500m scheme for less than 1% of asylum seekers. Which now includes those who worked with our troops
Shameful & shambolic
17 Apr 2024
Commons will vote again today on whether to send Afghans who served alongside British armed forces to Rwanda.
People who put their lives at risk helping UK & who UK Govt promised to help in return.
Truly, truly shameful that Tory MPs are insisting they go. Govt must rethink
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