Black Lives Matter. ALL Cops Are Bastards. Old enough we were still using real names when I signed up for the Twitter. He/Him #twinja #CTeam #ShadowCouncil
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Jun 14
doing a land acknowledgment and calling it 2nd Ward instead of East End or EaDo
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This is what we get instead of healthcare
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Jun 8
Everything else fucking sucks but by God, I can go to the ballpark in hundreds of cities in this country spanning every possible natural climate, and eat the most delicious sandwich of my life.
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Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas
Lionel Messi is in College Station.
His Argentina squad is practicing at Texas A&Mβs Ellis Field prior to tomorrowβs match against Honduras in Kyle Field.
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A24 should stop with the endless merchandise and useless experiments like candy and invest in something everyone wants: a crossover fighting game.
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May 14
at the doctor and they asked me if i am sexually active. i said yes my baseball team fucks me 5x a week
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May 9
Bobby Cox throws a first pitch.
Ejected. ππΌ
RIP legend βΎοΈβοΈ
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Apr 19
Yordan Alvarez in the clubhouse every evening
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Apr 15
White Lotus except theyβre in Galveston
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Apr 12
This confusion would be avoided if you didnβt open the standings page until youβre supposed to, on Memorial Day.
Apr 12
The Minnesota Twins are 0.5 games back of having the best record in the American League
What am I even looking at
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Apr 4
Itβs Election Day in district C. Vote @JoeforHouston for more affordable housing and safe streets for all road users. The chronicle recognized that wonderful vision for Houston when they endorsed him. You got til 7pm today
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Apr 2
CB Bucknor vision
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Mar 31
Have you ever seen the mascots of Philadelphia get a stern talking to??? Because I have
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Mar 25
cause why would Chappell Roan want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END!
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Mar 16
this kind of shit is 100x funnier than actual jokes
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Feb 9
The Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl, making it OFFICIALLY Baseball season! And with that, the Colorado Rockies have been eliminated from the 2026 playoffs.
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