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Steveicidal @steveicidal
Joined May 2018
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Steveicidal@steveicidal
12 Jul 2018
Current mood: Depresspacito
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Do you reckon if it got pulled out fast enough he’d spin like a beyblade?
ABC7 Eyewitness News
@ABC7
8 Jun 2020
A man put a cellphone charger up his penis -- it got stuck in his bladder and had to be removed by surgeons, doctors say abc7.la/3f31i8h
When you’re on a date and she asks you where you should go next
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Her: I can’t believe you didn’t pick up on the signals I gave you The signals:
Brb about to sacrifice a duck to the blood Gods for good AS results #alevelresults2019
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There were four in a bed and the little one said That’s an underpayment of £5
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This is the type of shit I live for, I’ll take 10
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pokay@Pokay__
2 Jul 2019
20K RTS and ill get creeper aww man tattooed
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“So what music do you listen to?” Me, an intellectual:
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Questions no one can answer: • Is space actually infinite? • Did Jesus exist? • What happened to Bella Lasagna from Fireman Sam?
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Computer science exam in a nutshell #ascomputerscience
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Me after opening the exam #ASphysics
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Simple City
Gaming
@XGaming
22 Apr 2019
What game would you want a full remaster of?
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I’m on the train and there was an ambulance on the road next to us and I thought ‘oh shit, the train better pull over so the ambulance can get past’ I need my fucking head checked
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The Bible except Jesus spreads his messages through table tennis
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Gravy is just meaty custard
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My brother asked me to help with his homework by building something Christmassy He regrets asking
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Job Interviewer: Got any special talents? Me: *gets out calculator*
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I taped a sign to my bedroom door banning anime, only to catch my brother watching it. Fucking weeb
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The greatest video game of all time
Hands down the best thing I’ve ever seen
Сноб@snob_project
13 Nov 2018
Золотой мост во Владивостоке закрыт для пешеходов. Но русской смекалке запрет не помеха: четыре жителя города притворились автобусом и таки попали на мост
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