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20 Aug 2024
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton nodding along as the crowd chants ālock him upā. One of the most full circle moments in political history. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows Donald Trump is a convicted felon.
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3 Jul 2024
Harris Whitmer 2024.
For women. For people of color. For the young. For all of us.
For battleground states.
For democracy.
For. The. Win.
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26 Apr 2024
Everyone who has ever bet against @KirkCousins8 or slighted him lost (many are out of NFL now). Anyone who bet on him (Kyle) accelerated their career and won. Falcons have done both, so who knows what happens. #teamkirk @MikeMcCartney7
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Waiting for @Coach_JayGruden to comment on @RGIII needing a blanket on set in B-more today. #RavensFlock #ESPN
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8 Jun 2023
I donāt sit in rooms with people who donāt want to be in a room with me.
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6 Jun 2023
Congrats to the @PGATOUR for making us hate @livgolf_league so much that now we canāt continue as golf fans.
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DM Life retweeted
4 May 2023
Every friend group has that one friend who pays for all the vacations, and the oil paintings of the vacations, and your kidsā tuition, and buys your momās house and lets her live there rent free for life, and plans to turn the house into a museum of you. You know that friend?
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4 Apr 2023
Howās the party of law and order doing today? Thoughts and prayers, snowflakes. #TrumpArraignment #gop
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DM Life retweeted
27 Mar 2023
Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.
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DM Life retweeted
17 Mar 2023
NEWS ā Judge Beryl Howell says in a new order that Justice Department prosecutors have met the threshold for the crime-fraud exception for Trump attorney Evan Corcoran, ordering additional testimony from him, a person familiar with the matter tells me.
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15 Mar 2023
Have you even lived if you havenāt had the pleasure of world creation as a DM?
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #CriticalRole @Wizards_DnD
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DM Life retweeted
11 Mar 2023
The tragedy of SVB is that its not the wealthy taking the hit. It's the thousands of companies who borrowed from SVB and were required to keep their cash in SVB. Those entrepreneurs and their employees and vendors are feeling the pain. And they are who the Fed should protect
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23 Feb 2023
Nothing is safe in Americaākids, communities, institutionsāwhile we continue to allow gun ownership to trump public safety.
23 Feb 2023
Devastating x.com/WaverlyWakeUp/status/1ā¦
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The dumbest motherfucker to have ever lived
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DM Life retweeted
18 Jan 2023
This is a choice America makes.
Itās not bad luck. Itās not coincidence. Itās not predestined.
Itās a choice. And we can make a different choice.
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