I lied, I am Hawkize
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Candace Parker won the fucking mvp. You’re new here.
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Olivia Miles is the greatest rookie in WNBA history. It’s almost unheard of for a rookie guard to be THIS good in either league.
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Should have gerrymandered a tweet into your feed that wouldn’t haunt you
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Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Did she forget to pass you the ball during a charity game for dumbfucks
Caitlin Clark is a good player. But she's not a good teammate.
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no that’s not how maps work
if its south of Mexico, it's South America. You can focus on the details if you want. This is not a serious criticism.
if its south of Brazil, its Antartica.
If its north of Canada, it's whatever...
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Caitlin Clark didn’t shoot a single free throw tonight and you’re still going with this one?
Do you have a friend to talk to about your illness
Indiana Fever referees there to save the day.
Another impactful foul on a primary guard of Caitlin Clark.
They are making sure this game swings one way.
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If he broke the fucking law he’s literally not law abiding
Texas allows constitutional carry, yet James Harden was arrested because his legally owned firearm wasn’t in a holster in his vehicle.
The government has no business micromanaging how a law-abiding citizen secures their own gun.
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100 assists over 40 games is, uh, not a bragging number
Imagine your fanbase thinking you’re over dribbling when the last 3 out of 5 seasons, you’ve had 100 assist.. with your career high total coming last year as you carried the team a game from the Finals.
I see why “Many Men” by 50 Cent is the song that plays when she scores 😭
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Why correct yourself when being wrong is the way you operate
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Every time the fever run through Mitchell shit breaks down because she has tunnel vision and was obviously promised 25 shots.
This is malpractice. Caitlin has 19 points and you’re running the ball AWAY. She is hitting from everywhere on the court.
Steph White sucks.
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Iowa state is 5-5 versus Iowa the last ten years lol
Iowa fans tryna call Iowa State “little bro” off 1 lucky elite 8 run after we’ve owned your ass for the last 15 some years is maybe the most comical thing. Cope harder
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Caitlin Clark is a golden gold who rides a unicorn through the storm
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“Ex independent”
What a ridiculous post. There is no KKK in Iowa. I am just an ex-independent straight white male ( I am not a they/them) voter that realizes the Democrat national base detests me so voting Republican is the only common sense way to go and I will never vote for a Dem again.
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Derek Wulf, care to comment?
YIKES! Lahn says "the tariffs are not the issue" when talking about farmers struggling with high input costs. Try telling that to Iowa farmers filing for bankruptcy at the highest rate in the nation.
Out of touch.
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