Racist Rapist: "The Iranian military, which I destroyed single-handedly, just shot down one of my precious Commanche helicopters..."
Aide: "Apache helicopter, sir."
RR: "Quiet, piggie! So we need to get revenge on those jerks. REVENGE! How about we send them Zzzzzzzzz.....
Aide: "Sir? Sir!"
RR: "Huh! What? Oh, yeah. I have a bigly genius idea. I want to send Iran some smallpox-infected blankets. Let's kill those brown bastards the old-fashioned way!"
Aide: "Iran has a very robust health-care system, sir. The entire population is vaccinated against smallpox."
RR: "Damn! Well, then, how about we kill all the buffalos they make their igloos out of. Let 'em freeze to death this summer in that hot sun."
Aide: "We could, sir, but you, uhhh, you killed all their bison last year. Remember? When you wiped out their nuclear program?"
RR: "Oh! Did I? Well, hmmmm. Awesome. I hear they like beads. Can we give them beads to open the Strait of Trump?"
Aide: "Sir..."
RR: "Allright! I got it. Poison their drinking water! They'll all die like the rats they are!"
Aide: "Even the children?"
RR: "Hegseth says it's okay."
Aide: "(sigh) How about instead.... we just bomb their reservoirs?"
RR: "Rezzer-bores?"
Aide: "It's big hole with water in it, sir. Poor people drink from it."
RR: "Gross! But, fine, as long as those people suffer, I'm happy. So go, bomb their holes. Have fun. Before you go, though, put a few Epstein files on the fire. My cankles are freezing!"