Stoke City, father to geeks. PS5 enthusiast. Watches far too little TV. Dual Citizen. Full Time Employee. Graduate. Long Distance Runner.
Joined June 2008
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15 Jan 2024
Is it Australia Day next week? I've seen nothing in the shops
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22 Jun 2023
Happy Anniversary Gilmore. How about you and Jackie stop by the 9th green at 9 tonight for the anniversary gift I bought you? Dress nice.
22 Jun 2023
Happy 20th my sweet Jackie! Your “I do” was the best gift of my life. My heart has been yours since the first second I saw you and I love and appreciate your devoted soul more and more each day. Us. The kids. Lets keep going and going babe. Lots of love to give you. Always.
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25 Mar 2023
Last year I finished Herdys wondering if I had one more lap in me. Not this year. After 24 hours and 100 miles of running, I knew I was done. #herdysfrontyardultra #perthrunners #teamrunningworks
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4 Feb 2023
Dismal Arsenal performance today - we've been bullied around by one of the worst teams in the Premier League. Inexplicable.
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15 Dec 2022
Huge announcement: Official Homelander digital collectible cards have arrived! Celebrate our greatest hero’s life and crimefighting career by owning an authentic and non-fungible JPEG of him. Buy now for 777 VoughtCoin while you still can!
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5 Dec 2022
A(nother) quick reminder of the ‘snaccident’: the inadvertent eating of an entire packet of biscuits/crisps/etc. when you meant to have just the one.
(Apparently you can have a ‘gincident’ too.)
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27 Nov 2022
If anyone's wondering why we didn't tweet anything about the Victorian election, it's because The Herald Sun already has all the fake news covered
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24 Nov 2022
In her final sign off from A Current Affair, Tracy Grimshaw channels Alan Partridge. This escalated quickly. @AccidentalP
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26 Nov 2022
One of the benefits of my slowly failing eyesight is that I'm finding it harder to read most of the nonsense on here.
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18 Nov 2022
People keep talking about the "greatest ever tweet", and so far they're all wrong. There's only one candidate, and it isn't even close.
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Mastodon is a train wreck. Someone needs to build a twitter clone… nothing fancy, just like twitter and allow you to grab your twitter handle. I know python, I'll see what I can whip up this weekend. According to Musk it's not that hard and doesn't take a lot of people.
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16 Nov 2022
Look at the warning I just got from twitter.
Is it the word idiot (applied to myself) that they think other users of Twitter might object to?
Or is it because @elonmusk supports Trump & a tweet containing the works 'Trump' & 'idiot' flag up something to his new algorithms?
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For 10 years my husband has wanted me to poo on him in bed. I've always said no because I think it's disgusting. About two weeks ago, I gave in and did it. It was completely disgusting, he looked repulsed, barely touched it and neither of us has mentioned it since.
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