your favorite gyre widener’s favorite gyre widener. recovering oblomovist. slouching towards tschoupitoulas @halliburton @northropgrumman @mckinsey @harvard
Joined February 2018
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just saying if i ever get s worded on the free speech app my backup is @stewtwoed
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true. currently unemployed, can’t play baseball nor write for shit and haven’t been on a date in years
Jun 16
RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.
Community note
Autism is a spectrum; while some require lifelong support, many autistic people hold jobs, form relationships, play sports, and live independently, contrary to the absolute claims in the video. pbs.org/newshour/polit… who.int/news-room/fact…
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the thing about the library system is it is genuinely the third rail of local politics. people believe it is the only functioning government service in the parish and it is a sacred cow. it’s not going anywhere anytime soon
Jun 16
A group called Jambalaya PAC is running ads opposing a ballot measure in East Baton Rouge to renew a local property tax that funds the parish's library.
Probably the first ad I've ever seen with a line like "tell the library enough is enough."
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Jun 17
WOW: Twitter user orders homophobia in fluent woke, shocks patrons and staff
Jun 15
I think it’s safe to say we lost white cis gays in the national divorce all of them now have cushy HR jobs where their only concern is how quick they can fire trans women for using the women’s restroom
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would you believe me if i told you a white gay posted this
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ijbolina jolie retweeted
Jun 16
Genuinely how it feels to have turned 25
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Jun 16
we need a new word for where you don’t really like either side of a dispute and wish they could both die
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Jun 16
carrie somehow won the idgaf war in ajlt
Jun 16
that feeling when your friend is telling your other friend that they’re not progressive enough to be having nonbinary sex
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Jun 16
forgot my mic was on during a recruiting zoom and loudly said “YES?” to my dad entering my room
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made almost zero income award
Jun 16
if you are poor enough u deadass don’t have to pay for college
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Jun 16
that cheese bread look delicious af tho gimme that #GimmeThatCheeseBread
18 year old girls would rather date a 42yo chad than a normie their own age
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can you tweet about addison rae next
Jun 14
Mfs were genuinely listening to Oliver tree at one point
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he has that sadness in the eyes you only see in eastern european gay pornography
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Jun 15
what even is the philadelphia anthem? the bruce springsteen AIDs song?
Jun 14
Really terrible song to have as your city’s anthem. Mamdani needs to fix this
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