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stormcab @stormcab

my RTs are an endorsement. My views & opinions are that of my employer & other people. Preferred pronouns bloke/geezer. Anti-vaxxer. Conspiracy Theorist.

Joined June 2009
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stormcab@stormcab
Feb 24
Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????
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Need a gear/clutch specialist Bexleyheath or surrounding area for our Ford Ka. Any suggestions?
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Don't often get the chance to photograph Collared Doves in flight. Dartford Kent.
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Only just noticed X has brought back night mode. At last I can read my feed.
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Men are as bad as women nowadays. Guy is posing in front of my cab as if he’s in a catalogue shoot 🤪
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London Bridge to Park Lane not a sniff. Ok, I’ll just sit on Nobu rank, get my laptop out, and do some editing. I was literally sliding the gearstick from D to P “Are you free?”
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Enjoy your upcoming Med holiday folks 😜
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Worked 5 days straight, head wasn’t in it to come in tonight. However, everything between me & the missus seems to be ending in an argument. Incredible the motivation that gives you to get to work 😂😂
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Starting to notice an uptick in mask wearing. What’s occurring? Ebola here? 😂
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RT @TheLTDA: BEWARE DODGY NOTES... we are getting reports of lots of dodgy £5 notes. Especially in NW London and on FreeNow cash jobs.
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That’s some proper slave sh*t going on at the tennis 😂😂
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Thought it was too good to be true. Punched in the route to see if Upp Thames was clear. It was. Got to Puddledock, closed by police. That’s why there’s no traffic 🙄
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Amazon Prime delivery is getting silly now. Getting to the point you buy something, and 3 seconds after paying, your doorbell goes 😂
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Going along Temple Place and I hear a loud whistle. Head spins round, a woman is hailing me. Didn’t know women whistled 😂🤷‍♂️
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Hey @X can we increase the 200 muted words limit?? It’s been that for 10 years. Surely technology has progressed in 10 years 🙄
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Seen the posters for the new Supergirl film? You know that’s going to be the biggest pile of sh*t you’ve ever seen.
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Without fail, (light on) whether I have come from the Strand EB, or over Waterloo Bridge, heading for Fleet Street, the cab(s) behind will overtake me with the aim of going Fleet Street too. Are they total cockwombles, or am I missing something?
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After seeing what people do to their cities when they win the World Cup, I really hope England never does.
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Whenever you’ve given a quote for a job, you hit every light, every crossing has someone going over, you go down a bottleneck and a rubbish truck is collecting, someone wants to reverse into a space etc etc etc
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Just watching University Challenge I bet Roger Tilling is thinking “please let her be rubbish enough to never buzz” 😂
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stormcab retweeted
Tony the Welsh cabbie@WelshCabbie
Jun 10
Replying to @WinslowJul77803 @LTDAForum
I see the police raid in Finsbury Park today taking bags of stolen phones out of a phone shop
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