a body like arnold with a denzel face
Joined September 2009
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22 Sep 2015
Yeah...I was old school. I think I was SG #90-sumthin
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stormy brassesco retweeted
7 Sep 2015
You can't see someone and assume they are healthy or unhealthy just by looking at them
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17 Sep 2015
have u ever just wanted to pull yr face off because other humans are just too infuriatingly dull?
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25 Aug 2015
In hospital&came 4 times in a row watching @MandyMorbid porn. i think the nurse can smell the girl cum aroma
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7 Aug 2015
#PetPeeve when people in movies shoot dope between their toes. Trust me that doesn't work
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31 Jul 2015
i almost forgot how awesome masturbation is until i spent all night on pornhub hanging w/my magic wand. #TooManyOrgasamsToCount
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25 Jul 2015
i fucking hate my tolerance level.ive taken 40mg of oxys&12mg of dilaudid&its barely helping my pain #Asplenic #ChronicPain #Ouch
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stormy brassesco retweeted
9 Dec 2014
Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly
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16 Apr 2015
one of the many joys of being in the hospital is getting woken up every single time you finally manage to fall asleep.
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12 Apr 2015
i have nothing better to do then jerk off again and hopefully squirt this time
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29 Mar 2015
the person sleeping next to me sounds like my dead ex.i keep looking over&getting confused when it's a woman.she snores just like him.
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13 Mar 2015
guys that sit on their hands will get more tits in their face&more ass on their lap #StripperRealTalk
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