This tweet (and the mozzarella stick one too, if I'm being honest) make me feel like Mitch Hedberg at the Monster Magnet concert: I cheered after the tortilla part!
“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”
“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”
“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”
“omg that sounds delightful”.