Pish footballers and pish patter

Joined November 2015
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How is this fair? Investigate @spfl @ScottishFA #CHEATS #WATP
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Breaking: St Johnstone announce that Craig Levein is no longer manager of the Scottish Premiership club. #BBCFootball
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6 Jul 2024
Aside from 2 or 3 matches. This Euros has been absolute garbage. Another shiter of a match here. 0 shots on target from either team in 45 minutes - in a QF. I get players are knackered but fucking hell. Slow, patient build up plays should be banned
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Imagine being a Spurs fan and doing the fucking Poznan when your team goes 1-0 down to Man City, just because it potentially derails Arsenal’s title challenge. Even though your team is still in with a champions league spot if you win. Absolute tinpot bastards.
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"Well done on the sacking announcement Ben. Now tell them that Malky Mackay is arriving as Sporting Director!"
Hibernian FC are delighted to appoint Malky Mackay as the Club’s Sporting Director.
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Rangers fans booing the referee off at half-time, even though he awarded them a penalty, sent off a Kilmarnock player, and added eight minutes of injury time. Their sense of entitlement knows no bounds.
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Steven McLean when Silva scored the second for Rangers
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On This Day : 2019 Derek Adams bids farewell to the Morecambe fans and staff as he leaves for Bradford City
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Tough ask for Hibs to come back from this now
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The best Scotland manager in my lifetime. Despite his monumental success leading the national team, he remained both humble and modest, never once allowing himself to take his remarkable achievements for granted. Your legacy lives on, Craig.
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The last time Hampden's turf was this drenched, it was from the tears of Rangers fans after the 2016 Scottish Cup final
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This fucking referee man
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Poetry in Motion
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Wasn’t expecting this to rattle the cages of so many English League 1 & 2 fans. Scunthorpe fans sending me Kevin Van Veen’s career stats and Tranmere fans sending screenshots of the time they beat Rangers U23s 1-0. Wild.
27 May 2023
Harry McKirdy - 22 Apps, 0 Goals, 0 assists. Can’t shoot. Can’t run. Can’t pass. Shite hair. Shite attitude. Shite performances. Scored 20 goals and had 8 assists in the English League 2 last season. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that the Scottish Premier is on par with Lg2.
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Harry McKirdy - 22 Apps, 0 Goals, 0 assists. Can’t shoot. Can’t run. Can’t pass. Shite hair. Shite attitude. Shite performances. Scored 20 goals and had 8 assists in the English League 2 last season. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that the Scottish Premier is on par with Lg2.
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