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Imagine that
Jun 11
Imagine not living in New York City right now
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Jun 12
How do I avoid paying taxes next year?
Jun 12
If you wanna track my mood today in realtime: $SPCX
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Jun 12
I’ve got limited edition SpaceX stock that was previously xAI stock that was previously X stock
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Jun 11
Took my Oura ring off at the start of the week because my sleep schedule this week is between me and god
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Jun 8
Never seen anyone brag about being anything but #1, let alone #15
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Jun 1
Taking an addy feels like what I imagine feels like when Popeyes takes his spinach
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Jun 1
Ask me what I had for breakfast and I won’t remember. Ask me how an obscure mechanic works in this app and I’ll explain every decision that led to it
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Jun 1
We should bring back twitter circles cus I don’t want to create an alt but have a lot to say
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May 30
Did you know that Lil Wayne never memorizes lyrics to his songs? He freestyles them all and then just forgets them. He’s just like me but with every aspect of my life
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May 30
Dog parks are what I imagine being in prison break time feels like: groups getting together, some individuals doing sketchy things, some politics and fights here and there, and then some like my dog taking advantage of the chaos to steal someone else’s seat
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May 26
Is any other career dealing with so much ai slop? It’s an uphill battle smh, I’m mentally drained
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May 19
We need to find a way to fact check the real reason someone left a job when they post announcing it. @grok is this true? Did they really quit to build something new or did they get the boot and are saving face?
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May 19
Theoretically, if there was a minimal version of x.com that was crazy fast and snappy, what would be essential features you’d expect on it?
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May 15
You can tell a lot about people based on whether they like the new Spotify logo or not
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May 14
When you work every day with someone they start noticing things about you
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