I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore.
Joined July 2009
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Jun 14
Did they mean to play the theme tune to Crossroads for the Curacao national anthem just then?
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Jun 13
Switzerland looked so poor there. But at least their flag is a massive plus π¨π #Fifaworldcup
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Jun 13
Can't decide if @JustEatUK keep sending me these for publicity or just to take the piss π€·ββοΈ
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Jun 12
Anyone else finding their phone signal is getting worse and worse?
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Jun 11
Just picked up the last reward for 13 long, hard years with @HawkleyAthletic. Most don't realise just how tough it is to keep an amateur club ticking. Always nice to get the rewards to show for it. Wish the club well and hope it builds on this and goes from strength to strength.
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Jun 10
Quite good, this π€£
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Jun 8
The day is Monday
The venue is Wigan town centre
Everyone (absolutely everyone) is off their tits
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May 24
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May 24
The minute VAR comes into EFL league games I'm off. Absolutely diabolical again.
May 24
After a VAR review, Josh Dacres-Cogley is sent off for a hair-pull on Cissoko and Bolton are awarded a penalty.
βͺοΈ 3-1 π΅ [90 2β]
#StockportCounty
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May 23
Re-instate Wrexham? Honestly, why don't people think before they open their mouths? π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Hull to take legal action if they lose play-off final - bbc.co.uk/sport/football/artβ¦
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May 19
Makes you wonder how Southampton managed to beat them π΅ββοΈ π πΉ πΈ
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May 18
Everything that was said about VAR 8 years ago when it was first brought in. π€·ββοΈ
May 16
π¨ NEW: Andy Burnham says he would ban VAR if he had the power
"You can't celebrate a goal because you think someone, somewhere in an industrial unit is going to rule it out"
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May 17
Just seen and (unfortunately) heard the UK's #Eurovision entry. With the UK one of the main countries funding that thing, surely taking it more seriously ought to be a priority? #JustSaying
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May 14
Tough one to take for us tonight. 2-0 up at HT but a tough 2nd half saw us lose the final 4-2. Difficult way for me to go out personally but credit to @ClayBrowAth. Great club run by great people. Game played how it should be played. Nothing but pride for our boys efforts. πͺ
May 14
That's the final whistle, Clay Brow Athletic win 2-4!
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Stuart Alker retweeted
May 14
Tonight's the night folks.
The last final of our 40th season.
Our Open Cup Final in remembrance of everyone we have lost over the years from our football family.
So it's your last chance this season to:
Watch a great game β
Have a pie and a pint β
Help a charity β
It' doesn't get better than this !!!!
See you all later
May 12
Coming Next: 2026 Remembrance Cup Final
@HawkleyAthletic v @ClayBrowAth
Thursday 14th May 7:00pm kick off @OfficialDHFC
Β£5 adults (18-64) Β£2 concessions Β£2 programmes. Cash or card. Gates open from 6:00pm.
Spectator parking is at the cricket ground or nearby streets. There may be a charge. Please park sensibly and give consideration to the residents.
Β£1 from every spectator at all six finals will be given to our 2026 charity - DIAS, who offer free and confidential domestic abuse support in Wigan and Leigh.
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Stuart Alker retweeted
May 12
Coming Next: 2026 Remembrance Cup Final
@HawkleyAthletic v @ClayBrowAth
Thursday 14th May 7:00pm kick off @OfficialDHFC
Β£5 adults (18-64) Β£2 concessions Β£2 programmes. Cash or card. Gates open from 6:00pm.
Spectator parking is at the cricket ground or nearby streets. There may be a charge. Please park sensibly and give consideration to the residents.
Β£1 from every spectator at all six finals will be given to our 2026 charity - DIAS, who offer free and confidential domestic abuse support in Wigan and Leigh.
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Stuart Alker retweeted
The squad is set!
Come and support the lads!
14th May - Daisy Hill - 7pm Kick off
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