Film producer at Arpeggio Pictures, on the telly with May Contain Nuts on @BBCScotland. Daft podcast stuff on @BBCSounds and Burnin Juice on apple etc

Joined May 2009
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Wall to coverage for a fucking idiot who will be one rung below a furby in 24 months time. #trump
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Thank god for the ongoing effects of bone spurs. #trump
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This tortuous World Cup Draw makes Eurovision look like a TikTok video.
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Man alive. Neil fucking Young. Beautiful. Xxxxx #glastonbury
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The 1975 at Glastonbury have forever taken the shine off my date of birth. Thanks lads. #glastonbury
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When @TicketmasterUK are the only show in town but that show happens to be a shit show. What a farce. X #nfl #NFLLondonGames #nfllondon #nfluk
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Been saying for AGES our club has a bowling club mentality at the top. Who gives a shit about the product on the park, do you have tray for those drinks? Cannae swear tonight because the committee’s in…… A beautifully matter of fact summation here. Get yer lugs roond it. X
New episode up on the usual links this morning. It’s just Corbett for this one. Let us know your thoughts. 🎥- youtu.be/1-XE_7y5cOY?si=CKpF… 🔊-open.spotify.com/episode/3Ux… 🍏- podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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When you look up the New York Giants in the dictionary. This stinks!! #newyorkgiants #nfl
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The last time I was sitting starring at 2 bars in the autumn…….. #glastonburytickets
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If @TicketmasterUK really gave a fuck about artists and fans they could solve this shit tomorrow. Take a leaf out Glasto’s book. Every TM account requires a photo Every purchase has photo next to QR code Transfers are reassigned to TM account with photo.
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Restrictions on resale markup percentage and all postings within a week of launch voided. Then bin dynamic pricing. Music survived this long without this shit. Selling art the same way you do EasyJet flights and fucking hotel rooms demeans the whole fucking thing. #oasis
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All this bizarre stunning #ClosingCeremony stuff better not be leading up to a fucking Coldplay performance. X
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General election statement happening now being drowned out by a genius with a boombox. Things can only get better! 😀 X #generalelection
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Just tuned into the amazing @Englishteac_her at the Mash House in Edinburgh. Fucking check them out, immediately. X
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After his touching tribute to Frank Beckenbauer goes viral,  Joey Barton questions how many women would be able to name other legendary players like John Cruyff, Robert Baggio and Derek Maradona
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Watching #colts v #patriots in Germany. #nfl
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After the end of what’s been a shitty week for me (RIP bro) it was brilliant to hear ⁦⁦@mrjamesob⁩ talk about his new book “How They Broke Britain” Thanks for engaging in my ale fuelled reprising of our discussion on referee hair length, James. Buy the book folks. X
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In the UK in 2023 the end of the rainbow is just right of Aldi and Poundland. X #rightnow
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Foaming mouthed flag shaggers raging at the sight of flags. Man alive 😂😂😂😂😂 X
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Dear the last 3 decades, where is the Scotland football team and what have you done with them. Bring on the England. #SCOCYP
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