“Increasingly seen as a success” - The Guardian. Half-witted, scruffy-looking nerd herder. Engineering Manager, BBC Sounds. Not a spokesperson.

Joined August 2008
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God everyone will you please just SHUT UP.
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Charles Leclerc IS a superhero! #WTF1 #Formula1 #SpanishGP
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When you understand how microwaves work, it’s exciting.
McLaren going full-on bling with their new Chrome-plated wheel covers #WTF1
That's it for Friday practice at the #BahrainGP. 🇧🇭 More to come tomorrow, team. 👊 Lando 🇬🇧 P11 Daniel 🇦🇺 P18
Stuart Sharpe retweeted
11 Feb 2022
Although I work for @McLarenF1, I’ve not been involved in the design of the new car. So I feel like I can openly help fans understand the technical differences between our car and the Aston Martin, with an insider, engineer’s perspective… 🧵 #F1
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Stuart Sharpe retweeted
13 Jan 2022
Please spread the word about this important Twitter poll for @BBCMoreOrLess. The question is: Are Twitter polls...
28% ...useful?
72% ...useless?
4,935 votes • Final results
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Stuart Sharpe retweeted
28 Dec 2021
I had to confess during this recording that in fact... I was once hit by a bridge. #HalfAGlass
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Taketh thou unto thyself, a hint #HalfAGlass
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Under Siege 2?! That has no place on this list. Name a better film in which the world is saved by a fax sent from an Apple Newton.
📺TV MOVIE SO BAD IT'S BAD 🔸Your 'choices' are: 🥀 Under Siege 2 (1995) 🥀 Joan of Arc (1948) 🥀 The 2017 Pirates film (Salazar) 🥀 The Harry Hill Movie (2013) ⬇️ But which is the worst and why? 😡 And has the inclusion of [film] upset you somewhat? Let us know!

ALT Pirates Of The Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales GIF

The problem with talking to people on the internet is that we’re all so wrong about everything all the time. Like, always. I don’t know how to solve it and this tweet started as a joke but turns out is genuinely how I feel.
This is a really fantastic piece - and totally counter to the expectations one might have about the way a sci-fi blog would cover news events, which makes it all the better.
20 Jan 2021
This is not fiction bit.ly/3o2t9K2
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I’d there a clever Greek-derived term for government by machine learning algorithms? ‘Mechinocracy’?
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The real question I’m asking is, has anybody made an AI that plays SimCity yet?
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Trump: "We did what we came here to do.” Also Trump: "the greatest danger we face is a loss of confidence in ourselves, a loss of confidence in our national greatness.” Wasn’t Trump’s mission to “Make America Great Again”?
Stuart Sharpe retweeted
17 Jan 2021
Report: You Were Lonely Before The Pandemic Started, And You’ll Be Lonely After It Ends bit.ly/3oQCVzZ
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I was present for this viewing of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Wine was consumed and there was much rejoicing.
We live in truly unpresidented times.
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I’m having far more fun than I should be with my 10-year-old son’s Christmas present
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Stuart Sharpe retweeted
7 Nov 2020
I WON STRICTLY, BY A LOT!
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