Satire | Film | Comedy | Unsubstantiated Lies. PARODY Featured at @TheAcademy | @nytimes | @cnn | #FilmTwitter
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There are literally 1000s of people that have looked at this photo and are commenting that Tom Aspinall quit. It really makes you think we are doomed as society when people witness and see a man get two fingers knuckle deep in his eyes and deny what they see. Idiots #ufc
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One Battle After Another. Very good. But great? Might need some repeated viewing but at the moment, for me, itβs a level below Boogie Nights, There Will be Blood and The Master.
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Hello @BarryDidcock . Could you please apologise for calling a film βPleasingly nightmarishβ. We all make mistakes. It would be good for you to fess up and move on with your life. Thanks.
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Kathryn Hahn is soβ¦soβ¦so..so bad in The Studio it ruins it for me every time sheβs on screen. Just horrible. Awful. Incredibly poor.
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Heβll always be here, Huckleberry. Bon voyage, Mr Val Kilmer.
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Somebody do #TheBrutalist #TheFantasticFour Galactus mash up and do it quickly. Youβre welcome.
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Everyone involved in this. Netflix, Paul, Tyson, The promoters, the commentators, Me, You, All who tuned in should be embarrassed. #TysonPaul
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Jake Paul in conjunction with Netflix have convinced the world to tune in to a nothing fight between an energy drinking selling a*hole and an old man. Hats off to them. We are the idiots for buying the crap they are selling.
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I often look back to the days when I tried to make Ed Helms into a leading man and think to myself βChrist, Iβm glad Iβm no longer smoking 20 rocks of Meth every day.β
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The more you watch Goodfellas, the more realise itβs not Pesci or DeNiro, itβs f*cking Ray Liotta. How he never got the best actor Oscar is a crime.
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Waking up to @TheRewatchables getting their shivs into Shot Caller. Absolute money.
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Balls to Doug Liman. The audacity to print that picture and moan about itβs not getting the recognition it deserves. How do you walk away from that under the impression that youβve done a good job. Incredible stupidity.
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If Doug Liman genuinely fought for Roadhouse to be in cinemas then Doug Liman is on crack. He should count himself lucky itβs available to view. Itβs a gargantuan pile of s*it.
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Howard Keel. One of the great unsung stars. Incredible voice. And does the best version of βThey call the wind Mariah.β
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If Calamity Jane was made in 2024 this would be the final scene. Roll credits.
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My first crush was Doris Day in Calamity Jane, which explains my life-long attraction to bisexual blondes that want to kill me.
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Kids these probably donβt know who Kim Basinger is. Let alone Joan Severance, or Shannon Tweed, or that woman out of Krull.
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I went through the entire 80s never seeing a Kim Basinger movie all the way through but I broke at least 6 pause buttons on my VHS remote.
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What people forget is the studioβs first choice to play Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull was Barbara Streisand.
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